So I want to get revenge...
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Well, I heard that Bologna eats paint. So get a few packs of bologna and cut it all out into fun shapes and letters, and write a non-incriminating message on his car with bologna letters.
Or you can super-glue a 3ft dildo to the hood of his car and call it the "Rhino."
Or you can take condoms and fill them with lotion and put them all over his car...tie one up on his antennae (if he has one)
Potato in the exhaust pipe....there are a number of things you can do. Get creative and have fun. If he questions you...just say a friend of yours who's always doing this kind of stuff got you into it.
Or you can super-glue a 3ft dildo to the hood of his car and call it the "Rhino."
Or you can take condoms and fill them with lotion and put them all over his car...tie one up on his antennae (if he has one)
Potato in the exhaust pipe....there are a number of things you can do. Get creative and have fun. If he questions you...just say a friend of yours who's always doing this kind of stuff got you into it.
Getting him back with a prank just tells him it's okay to pull this shit. Letting it slide tells him he won't get any reprimand for it.
Best thing to do: tell him to quit the jokes or you'll stop acknowledging his existance, or something to that tune. Hopefully he wouldn't risk your friendship for a stupid joke, and if he is then you'd probably be better avoiding him anyway.
Best thing to do: tell him to quit the jokes or you'll stop acknowledging his existance, or something to that tune. Hopefully he wouldn't risk your friendship for a stupid joke, and if he is then you'd probably be better avoiding him anyway.
Apparently If you cover a car's windows with butter covered crepes the butter does something to the finish on the glass to effectively require replacement of the window screen and the rest (ahh my misspent youth) you could try that..
Or the standard sugar in the gas tank trick...
Or the standard sugar in the gas tank trick...
Id punch him in the face. Then kick him while he is down... then cut his arm off then use it to wipe the car down. then sell him on the black market to the mafia who will use him as a sex slave...
Or you could just tell him to fuck off with his immature little pranks (while organising a prank at him)
Or look at my avatar... its the only way
Or you could just tell him to fuck off with his immature little pranks (while organising a prank at him)
Or look at my avatar... its the only way
he sounds like a bit of a dick tbh
hm u should go out and buy a few tubs of Vaseline and just rub it over all his car windows and then throw gravel, sand or whatever u can find over the vaselene then maby crack a dozen eggs in the air intake at the bottom of the windscreen and it will smell out his car for ages what else um if u really hate him then throw brake fluid all over the car it strips the paint rite off
hm u should go out and buy a few tubs of Vaseline and just rub it over all his car windows and then throw gravel, sand or whatever u can find over the vaselene then maby crack a dozen eggs in the air intake at the bottom of the windscreen and it will smell out his car for ages what else um if u really hate him then throw brake fluid all over the car it strips the paint rite off
Beef bullion in the shower head. Not exactly inventive, but who wants to go to work smelling like beef?
Vaseline on the doorknobs or the handle on the driver's side door on his car.
Seran wrap on the toilet seat or the doorways.
If your kitchen sink has one of those spray hoses with a lever that you squeeze in order to make the water come out, then wrap a rubber band around it to hold down the lever. When he turns on the faucet, he get sprayed with water.
Once again, not inventive. But it's unpleasant without going overboard.
Or, you could do what the Mythbusters did. Freeze a can of shaving cream/foam for 12-24 hours. Cut away the metal can and put the frozen cylinders of foam in his car. As they thaw, they'll expand and REALLY mess up the upholstery. Messy stuff.
Vaseline on the doorknobs or the handle on the driver's side door on his car.
Seran wrap on the toilet seat or the doorways.
If your kitchen sink has one of those spray hoses with a lever that you squeeze in order to make the water come out, then wrap a rubber band around it to hold down the lever. When he turns on the faucet, he get sprayed with water.
Once again, not inventive. But it's unpleasant without going overboard.
Or, you could do what the Mythbusters did. Freeze a can of shaving cream/foam for 12-24 hours. Cut away the metal can and put the frozen cylinders of foam in his car. As they thaw, they'll expand and REALLY mess up the upholstery. Messy stuff.
Steal his clothes after a bath or something. Lock his door so he can't reach his clothes. Leave a trail of embarrassing clothes to put on that leads him into public, where you give him his room key.