So I want to get revenge...

[Aerodyamic]

Post his personal information on /b/

+1.

Make a dvd of you having a three some with his sister and girlfiend. Make a bunch of copys, break into his house and find his dvd's, replace each one with the disc, that seems to be the only possible retaliation if you ask me.

+1.

My suggestion? Get him a subscription to several gay pride magazines, except have them addressed to his parents home, or just find ways to get a couple, and leave them where his parents of girlfriend might find them.

 

[Blueruler182]

That's... a little over the top.

You could always give him his stuff back. At about eighty miles an hour. If you get my drift. Oh, don't drift, doesn't carry the same impact, and at worse he'll dent your hood if you go fast.

 

[Jark212]

Bleach in the gas tank, he'll need to pay an ass-load to have it cleaned...

Never tell him it was you...

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

Well these responses are mostly pretty silly, but maybe you should take a step back and look at the broader picture for a second.

If this is just the escalation in an ongoing friendly prank war between the two of you then honestly you shouldn't be asking for help on an internet forum, it's cheating. Besides, it wasn't much of a prank; it was just vandalism. You could get revenge on him quite easily just by chucking a brick through his window, although I wouldn't advise that.

If this is a one-sided thing and he's been doing this for a while despite you making it clear that you don't appreciate it, he's being a douchebag. Tell him to fuck off because you don't want to be his friend any more (or if that's a bit extreme and you want to give him one more chance to reform, tell him that's what you'll say next time he does it). And if you bust up with him and he STILL continues to prank you, inform the police.

 

[Urgh76]

Post his personal information on /b/

Automatic Win

Hmm, I'd say in his water cooler if he has one, replace it's contents with whatever you like, preferably ammonia and bleach (Mustard gas)

 

[vento 231]

Wait for his mother or girlfriend to come over, and then put a blow up sex doll in his passenger seat, the lawls will be amazing XD

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Knock him the fuck out then leave him naked and chained up somewhere public.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Buy lice eggs, totaly even he fucks your work day you give him potentialy lifelong genital crabs hilarity insues.

 

[Mariakitten]

Spray paint his car hot pink then wrap it in duct tape, so no part of the car is visible. When he finally gets all the duct tape off he has a pink car!

 

[DarthFennec]

Damn, you guys are nasty, would you really do most of this to a friend?

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

Post his personal information on /b/

just do this.

 

[Insanum]

Ok, for sly attacks, Put Whipped Spray Cream under his Car Door Handles. If you do it right there is only one way of finding it.

For something better, Write a curse word in his front garden in lawn food. The grass will always grow quicker where the grass food lands.

 

[ottenni]

Deep fry his phone and feed it to him. Apparently they don't break when you do that.

 

[Micklet]

How badly do you want to fuck him over? While in college me and the lads devised many ways to mess up people and there belongings, we can cause humiliation on a mild scale or we can cause 10's of thousands of ?/£/$ worth of damage to his house or belongings.....lemme know what you need.

 

[StBishop]

Although all of these are hilarious options. Tell him to get fucked and call your boss. Make him pay you for any work you miss if you got fired/missed a shift of work.

Also make him pay for your car to be professionally cleaned inside and out.

Tell him if he does any shit like that again you'll

Spoiler: Do one of the above posts or this

break into his house and get a locksmith to come around and install a deadlock.

Get security screens installed on the windows that stop people from getting in or out.

Then lock the deadbolt while he's inside and set the house on fire.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Hmmm...

Humiliate him by hosting a regular party, and give him an invitation saying it's a costume party, with the theme "Drag Queens".

It worked for me!

 

[Xeros]

Glue pennies over his car's keyholes, then completely cover it in Post-It notes. My brother's friends did this to one of their friends a few days ago. 'Twas hilarious.