Zombie Rights and Awareness!

[KarumaK]

All of these hostilities will end in war if you continue to do offensive attacks towards the Zombies Rights. We have sleeper zombie agents everywhere ready to activate if you force our boney hands!

You seem to have missed my point, we've already won the war. Your plague is no longer contagious and your life expectancy merely months. Your sleeper agents are no longer yours. Write your will, say you prayers, and pack your bags.

Hell's waitin' for ya.

P.S. Tests revealed that while most targets simply keel over and die, some happen to explode launching bones everywhere. So... yeah.
P.P.S. Forgot that some mutated into superbly strong and resistant juggernauts of death, but these burn out in a week or so instead of a year or so, so we called it a fair trade.

 

[arcade109]

I agree to zombies getting their own island, solely for the main reason we nuke them from orbit and put an end to them once and for all.

We will exterminate the zombie plague and save the human race! We will no longer be killed and oppressed by the zombie hordes! I saw an old buddy torn apart by a zombie and eaten! We shall not stand for this! We will stand and fight against this madness! Why?

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT SPARTA! But it's still Earth and we like it!

FUCK ZOMBIES! THEY GOT TOO MUCH FREEDOM I SAY!

Alternatively you can enjoy the airborne antigen we released yesterday designed just for you. It's been... well shitty having you around, you stink and you never leave a good tip.

So long and good riddance leg-dragging scum.

All of these hostilities will end in war if you continue to do offensive attacks towards the Zombies Rights. We have sleeper zombie agents everywhere ready to activate if you force our boney hands!

Bring it on shambler, I got a bullet waiting to get your brains on it.

 

[Devil's Due]

You seem to have missed my point, we've already won the war. Your plague is no longer contagious and your life expectancy merely months. Your sleeper agents are no longer yours. Write your will, say you prayers, and pack your bags.

Hell's waitin' for ya.

P.S. Tests revealed that while most targets simply keel over and die, some happen to explode launching bones everywhere. So... yeah.
P.P.S. Forgot that some mutated into superbly strong and resistant juggernauts of death, but these burn out in a week or so instead of a year or so, so we called it a fair trade.

You missed my point. Our sleeper agents are everywhere, infected regular homes, ready to attack. Including you.

Agent KarumaK, you have been activated under the banner of the Zombie Hoard.

Pfft. I'll only allow these zombies to live if they help me conquer the humans.

We sort of already are conquering the humans in a way.

 

[Grounogeos]

I'm willing to give in to these demands after realizing how badly zombie-kind is treated.

Granted, I'll still break out the shotgun if a zombie attacks me, but only in that particular case.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It is about time someone fought for their rights on their behalf! End the madness! Maybe we could set up a "Meet a Zombie Day" in the public school system. We could bring a zombie in with a translator to show kids just how harmless and friendly zombies are!

We need to nip Zombie prejudice in the bud before it becomes downright racist!

I'm signing up for this noble cause.

 

[Sirpipple]

one more question can zombies swim?
one more more question can zombies climb ladders?
one more more more question can there be zombie animals or do they reject the infection?

 

[Jimmycanuck]

As a fellow Zombie, I completely support this cause.

Kudos to you, good sir.

 

[Devil's Due]

I'm willing to give in to these demands after realizing how badly zombie-kind is treated.

Granted, I'll still break out the shotgun if a zombie attacks me, but only in that particular case.

Have no fear, we do not attack unless provoked. If you fire at us, we will swarm. If you do not, we will simply stagger by moaning and going towards any bright lights that capture our attention. Which is why I'm stuck at this computer because it keeps flashing and keeping me amused.

It is about time someone fought for their rights on their behalf! End the madness! Maybe we could set up a "Meet a Zombie Day" in the public school system. We could bring a zombie in with a translator to show kids just how harmless and friendly zombies are!

We need to nip Zombie prejudice in the bud before it becomes downright racist!

I'm signing up for this noble cause.

Thank you, friend! We welcome you with open arms or what is left of our arms. Meet a Zombie Day will be sure to have a zombie on hand regardless of location ready to prove to people how nice we are. Trained representatives to take your questions and act civil under pressure.

 

[KarumaK]

You seem to have missed my point, we've already won the war. Your plague is no longer contagious and your life expectancy merely months. Your sleeper agents are no longer yours. Write your will, say you prayers, and pack your bags.

Hell's waitin' for ya.

P.S. Tests revealed that while most targets simply keel over and die, some happen to explode launching bones everywhere. So... yeah.
P.P.S. Forgot that some mutated into superbly strong and resistant juggernauts of death, but these burn out in a week or so instead of a year or so, so we called it a fair trade.

You missed my point. Our sleeper agents are everywhere, infected regular homes, ready to attack. Including you

Agent KarumaK, you have been activated under the banner of the Zombie Hoard.

Pfft. I'll only allow these zombies to live if they help me conquer the humans.

We sort of already are conquering the humans in a way.

Fool the anti-virus was orignally just supposed to be a vaccine, that it happened to be a weapon as well was just a bonus.

WE ARE ALL IMMUNE TO YOU NOW! Never again will another shambler be born it is merely a matter of time now.

Also how the hell did you infect me? Confused the Docs pretty hard when they gave me the vaccine? I was on the trip to Jersey wasn't it? Of course it was, fucking Jersey.

 

[Frontastic]

Zombies don't exist and never will

Zombies always have existed, my friend!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

Please read and enlighten yourself! Knowledge is power. We will continue to exist, even when people desire that we do not!

How does one join this fine organization and by extension, you're ranks?

Simple, either go up and ask a zombie to infect you. If you're unable to do this, just use the Zombie Awareness avatar for your support. But that is not required. We don't require much [small]other than your undying loyalty and body[/small]

Oops, pardon my grammer.
But this all sounds quite resonable, someone is bound to ask for your loyalty and/or body at some point, it may as well be the zombies!

By the way, I'm sure you could all move over here to ireland, no one would really notice. As long you (we?) stay away from the major towns/cities.

 

[Killercheesepuff]

Well I guess Im with you. Stupid Horzine. Sh t cha saw f st sawed thr gh the eyb ard. f c .

 

[guardian001]

I reserve the right to bar the rights of any being which attempts to eat me.

 

[kickyourass]

We wouldn't try and shoot you if you didn't try and eat us, humans tend to not like being eaten.

 

[RandomWords]

When this goes wrong I'll be ready *cocks shotgun* I'm always ready...

 

[Sirpipple]

i just had an idea we could use zombies to do jobs no one else wants to do like working at the DMV and the best part is we don't even need to pay them all we have to do is feed them

 

[Devil's Due]

one more question can zombies swim?
one more more question can zombies climb ladders?
one more more more question can there be zombie animals or do they reject the infection?

1) No, we float.

2) No, we pile ontop of each other until we're high enough.

3) Yes, they become zombie pets.

As a fellow Zombie, I completely support this cause.

Kudos to you, good sir.

Thank you, friend. It means a lot for us to have fellow brothers in arm as supporters.

how the hell did you infect me? Confused the Docs pretty hard when they gave me the vaccine? I was on the trip to Jersey wasn't it? Of course it was, fucking Jersey.

It was indeed Jersey.

 

[RatRace123]

Oh no no no no! We can't give those leg draggers any freedoms, they outnumber us 3:1. They need to believe they're still in the minority.
Please vote on proposition 683 to keep zombese out of our schools.

Tim James approves of this message.

 

[Sirpipple]

one more question is there a zombie king/leader?
one more more question why do zombies only eat brains?

 

[probunk]

Not funny and a overused concept.