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Devil's Due

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WolfThomas said:
It's pinkos like you that are going to cause the zombie apocalypse. Zombies have got two rights in my book, to die and be burned.
That is rather harmful, my friend.

We do not wish to cause any Apocalypse to happen, simply to live in peace and happiness.

Therumancer said:
If you haven't seen the Japanese movie "Stacy" you should probably do so.

Otherwise I'll admit it, I chuckled even if it's something of an old joke.
I might do that, and I'm glad my thread could entertain!

ShoopDaToaster said:
I do approve of this,and i think that all zombies should have equal rights as any other human,the right to vote,the right to get a job,and any other thing a regular human could do!
It is a good day for Zambys.
I agree, we should be able to vote! We were once human, we still are the age to vote, simply a matter of a flesh eating virus is the difference.
 

General BrEeZy

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I dont think you guys will last long anyways...
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
 

Iffat Nur

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I have a good location for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henderson_Island_%28Pitcairn_Islands%29
This is not inhabited and cant support agriculture, so dont expect anyone to come.
A supply of the AlQaeda will be airdropped for you to munch on. afterwards, its all death row inmates.
We do not wish to destroy zombie games, but we will take into consideration your "THIS IS FICTION" idea. Not only will it feed your desires, it will lower video games causing violence in kids.
Thanks, and write back
 

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General BrEeZy said:
I dont think you guys will last long anyways...
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
Scientistst one believed that the nuclear bomb would evaporate the entire atosmphire from the Earth and were against it. It's still here, so they're not always right!

Iffat Nur said:
, and write back
Interesting choice of an island, though we believe Austrailia has already volunteered themselves. Unsure however if they'll go through with it. We agree to the inmates on death row, though you'll have to watch out for Rednog who wants us to only use animals and not human beings as it's inhumane. Though if they're already dead, feel free to ship them to us in a watercooler full of ice. We'll take care of the rest. Thanks!
 

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I think this thread should be rated F for FUCKED. : )

Made me smile when I said that in my head... |:(
 

Meestor Pickle

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WolfThomas said:
It's pinkos like you that are going to cause the zombie apocalypse. Zombies have got two rights in my book, to die and be burned.
Psst, who tends to win the zombie apocalypses...
 

The Afrodactyl

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You see, if you had filled that island with dinosaurs, there wouldn't be this problem. People flocking from all over the world to see my creations. And it doesn't matter about cost, I could put the price at $1000 a ticket and people would still come to see them. Because you see, nobody needs entertainment.

I enjoyed writing these far too much =D
 

Desert Warrior

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As i am from Australia i hereby represent australia.
As to your idea there is one simple answer.
No.
We have however deployed Sharktopus's to guard the coast lines, Crocodiles to patrol the mangroves, lakes and rivers, Drop Bears to patrol the forests and a army of platypuses, wombats and koalas which are 472,793 strong and are all equiped with the strongest zombie proof armor and weaponary..
Of course we have also put up Zombie-Proof force fields around settlements and barricades made of steel that will not let any one in or out except for our millitary services.
So do not dare put a foot on our land or else there will be nothing left of you except a lone eyeball.
 

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EDIT: We thank Australia for volunteering their entire island for our new home! We suggest you move off any innocents before we float there. It should take us a few days to arrive by sea with this current wind and direction.
Uhm, didn't you guys already try Australia? I hear their pretty mean to zombies. No gore or blood allowed.. and God help you if any of you zombies dress like cops. I hear one Mr. Atkinson used to spearhead this, frankly, unjust cause. Now, if you could just get him around to your perspective..

I do wish you luck in this endeavour! Now get off my damn lawn.
 

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One, your friend is groaning and I think I heard brains from him, two you admit to eating humans when hungry, three I bet you didn't ask Austrailians for the rights to their island and are thus invading, four the only nice and good zombie is a dead one. I'll feed you right here, eat buckshots and lead you brain eating freak! You want to talk this out? Talk to my twelve gauge you zombie bastard!



This is Wendy the Widowmaker, she'll make sure there's plenty of holes in your walking corpse.
 

Emilin_Rose

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Soooooooo, what about Un/infected hybrids in the near future? Aaany chance for that? Because I would totally be on board with that.

EDIT: Okay, diplomatic approach. Why must there be differences at all? 500,000 years ago, or whatever, we were all different tribes trying to murder one another about one tribe an acre. fastforward to pre-medieval times, we were still barely pulling together by small regions. Fastworward again, and we're grouped up by what mountain we can see from where we're standing.

Now look at us in view of the world itself. We're viewed by country if not continent. All these differences have ended up meaning less and less over time. Who cares what side of the brook you were born on? If you kill someone over that, they'll lock you in the marshmallow room with the huggy jacket before the day is out. Back then? Just cause for murdering his shit.

So as we move forward, our differences are forgotten. Why do the infected zombies need to be separate at all

Scientifically, People of, say African decent didn't all share the common traits dark skin, curly hair, or Americans with copious amounts of excess body fat. Globalization has led to blending of genes within regions. This is why people say Asians in general have lower rates of cancer, or the French in general etc. etc. I could go on but that would just be wasting valuable internet space.

As time passes, our genetic makeup is slowly becoming more and more like those around us. In the next 500 years, you may not be able to tell the physical difference between someone born in Canada and someone in southern Texas, save for funny accent, because the genes will have blended for the most part to create an equivalent standard among the population.

While genetic differentiation it necessary to a species survival, no single species is AS different as man, or those man-made, like different breeds of dog. This is because man evolved ages after lions, bears, and fish, and hasn't had enough time to balance itself out.

Someday in the future, it is inevitable, there will be no "race", no great genetic difference between people of different locations.

Why fight the inevitable? The Infected will hold just as much a hand in the future of human evolution as any Caucasian or Hispanic race will, I, personally, see no reason not to simply treat them as another hand in the future of humankind.

Therefore I advocate, a bit proactively, perhaps, the legalization of inter-racial marriage between Infected and Uninfected individuals, and attempts by all hands on all sides, both infected and not, to integrate them into our society as equal members of our community.

Now off the diplomatic approach:

I have a bit of a zombie fetish.
 

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Judas Iscariot said:
Rednog said:
You mean specie-ist? Chickens are not a race...
Also it is more of an ability to understand, I doubt a chicken understands what is happening until it is way past the point of no return and even then most of their deaths are pretty damn near instant and they either feel no pain or experience it for the smallest fraction of a second.
No. I mean racist. We are most commonly referred to as the human race. Not the human species. So as such chickens must therefore be the chicken race.
As for the ability to understand. Chickens understand just as much as we do and since you claim it is okay if it is near instant then if we lead these convicts into a darkened room with no idea of what is going to happen, then flick on the lights where they will be slaughtered within seconds, or if you prefer we shoot them in the head, then surely it is the same.
Umm you might want to go back and look up a lot of facts...
Race refers to the genetic differences between groups within the same species.
The term human race most likely is a reference to homo sapiens human = homo (man) and race is a synonym for sentient = sapien (wise).
So no, chickens are not a race and thus I cannot be a racist by your definition.
And valid claim do you have that chicken by any means have just as much understanding as a human person? Maybe you have been watching too many animated movies, but in real life chickens are fairly uncomprehending of the greater world around them. If they truly understood what was happening don't you think chickens would be fleeing farms all over, hell even one great escape from a farm would be all over the news. They just don't have the brain power for that kind of complex understanding.
 

WolfThomas

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Meestor Pickle said:
WolfThomas said:
It's pinkos like you that are going to cause the zombie apocalypse. Zombies have got two rights in my book, to die and be burned.
Psst, who tends to win the zombie apocalypses...
No one wins a zombie apocalypse.

No humans equals no food, no spread of infection and 100 years laters there's no people living or undead left. A zombie victory is a pyrrhic victory, at the least a human victory is potentially sustainable.
 

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Emilin_Rose said:
This... is fairly interesting to our collective. We have never been amused by a potential un/infected inter-species marriage sort of thing. We have assumed that every human despises us out of fear of the unknown. Unknown from the games and media that they have seen and believe to be fact. We do not simply go and eat anything because we wish, we only eat when we desperately need to, same as humans. We are trying to turn more towards animals and possibly less humans, but we have worked a deal with a House of Lords who will supply us a constant inmate population, executed of course.

Though I'd suppose many would be against this and cause problems for the few who have wished to be in the relationship. Even today you humans still have "isolated" incidents where race is targeted after so many years of finally breaking the barrier. We are worried as to how many zombies and zombie supporters must be harmed or die before we will finally be treated of equal and accepted society.

Also, if we begin to blend in the infected and uninfected into the same gene pool, possibly after a few hundred years the human body will become immune to the infection and cease to be the end of the infected zombie race. But humans would also begin to lose their racially diversity, so no one race is sacrificing anything more than the other, to become one, like our zombie collective, and work together for survival!

After long though from my overlords, they have agreed to give this... idea a limited shot, though should too much extreme violence happens towards us or our supporters (we really do care about zombie supporters!), then we may have go back to segregation until the human race is more accepting.

Last, you have a zombie fetish? Interesting, I have a human fetish. Strange world we live in where we sometimes prefer other races more than our own. I suppose some aren't afraid of the unknown, and wish to explore it.
 

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Timotei said:
Lemon Detective said:
I see these demands as reasonable good sir. I do have this little island, off the coast of Costa Rica. You can have the island for a fair price, as soon as I get rid of my last "project".

Yours Sincerely,

John Hammond.
Do I smell a SyFy B-Movie in the making?
Attack of the zombie Dinosaurs! That could get very interesting... hey, how big a budget would I need?
 

Meestor Pickle

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WolfThomas said:
Meestor Pickle said:
WolfThomas said:
It's pinkos like you that are going to cause the zombie apocalypse. Zombies have got two rights in my book, to die and be burned.
Psst, who tends to win the zombie apocalypses...
No one wins a zombie apocalypse.

No humans equals no food, no spread of infection and 100 years laters there's no people living or undead left. A zombie victory is a pyrrhic victory, at the least a human victory is potentially sustainable.
Yes, but in the case of "infected" humans say from L4D or others where the zombies aren't 'really' zombies, those are just aggressive people. So they probably don't need humans for food.
 

WolfThomas

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Meestor Pickle said:
Yes, but in the case of "infected" humans say from L4D or others where the zombies aren't 'really' zombies, those are just aggressive people. So they probably don't need humans for food.
But they'll all die eventually too, infected humans would need some sort of food. Even if the could eat conventional food, they'd eventually run out of that, they don't seem to have the intelligence to create new food. Stupid humans are crap predators, so that rules out hunting. Eventually they'd turn on each and eat each other. Finally all starving much in 28days later
 

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Meestor Pickle said:
Yes, but in the case of "infected" humans say from L4D or others where the zombies aren't 'really' zombies, those are just aggressive people. So they probably don't need humans for food.
All begins require energy to continue to live. Humans and zombies gain their energy by eating. So after a few days of being aggressive and beating up people, they'd begin to go cannibal so they may continue with their wonderful infected lives!

Blatherscythe said:
One, your friend is groaning and I think I heard brains from him, two you admit to eating humans when hungry, three I bet you didn't ask Austrailians for the rights to their island and are thus invading, four the only nice and good zombie is a dead one. I'll feed you right here, eat buckshots and lead you brain eating freak! You want to talk this out? Talk to my twelve gauge you zombie bastard!
One, what? Most zombies want the meat, as the brains are just little treats. The average zombie is starving and wants the real deal! Give a starving human the choice between a snickers bar and a big ol' course of steak, they'll choose the steak!

Two, Humans have eaten (and continue to in some smaller countries) eat other Humans. Are they any less human than you, other than what you just believe in? Do they not share the same physical sort of body as you do?

Three, indeed we have been offered Austriallia for our new grounds. Multiple posts earlier have offered the island, though I'm too lazy to go back and look. Believe me, we are not invading.

Four, that is unfair and harsh. Zombies have just the same right as you do to live. How about if we had a zombie Apocalypse? Shouldn't the humans win since it's "Natural Selection" would make the humans survive due to being "superior?" No, the humans would split up and slowly be destroyed. Who then is superior? Let us ignore all this nonsense, simply join us and avoid a long and fruitless life!