Zombie Rights and Awareness!

[Terminate421]

How about your cousins the necromorphs?

 

[Devil's Due]

Oh no no no no! We can't give those leg draggers any freedoms, they outnumber us 3:1. They need to believe they're still in the minority.
Please vote on proposition 683 to keep zombese out of our schools.

That's offensive and hurts our feelings. Proposition 683 goes against our rights, and we will combat this to the fullest extent of the law!

Not funny and a overused concept.

You're not funny and an over used concept! *Makes a rebuttal facial look*

How about your cousins the necromorphs?

We lost contact with them shortly after some jerk engineer went onto their ship and started breaking up their fun. Seriously, what a jerk.

 

[Terminate421]

Oh no no no no! We can't give those leg draggers any freedoms, they outnumber us 3:1. They need to believe they're still in the minority.
Please vote on proposition 683 to keep zombese out of our schools.

That's offensive and hurts our feelings. Proposition 683 goes against our rights, and we will combat this to the fullest extent of the law!

Not funny and a overused concept.

You're not funny and an over used concept! *Makes a rebuttal facial look*

How about your cousins the necromorphs?

We lost contact with them shortly after some jerk engineer went onto their ship and started breaking up their fun. Seriously, what a jerk.

You are aware that the "Jerk Engineer" Was looking for his girl friend, and on multiple occaisons was:
A. Almost eaten alive
B. Almost lost Limbs/Head
C. Almost Stabbed through
D. Almost dragged into the wall
E. Shot at (Via Spikes from babys)
F. Choked, or had head replaced by Mutant Skull
G. Blown up by explosive Necromorphs
H. Eaten by ant sized Necromorphs

 

[Desert Warrior]

Zombies do not deserve rights!
You are just pawns for us "Higher beings" to play with!

 

[Sirpipple]

why can't we be friends?

 

[KarumaK]

It was indeed Jersey.

WHAAAAAAAAAAARGRBLE! It's always, always, ALWAYS! Fucking Jersey...

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Very good my friend. Join the fight.
"Because Zombies are (ex)Human beings too"
On he ol' Continent we are defending the Zombie-Rights for a long time now, good to see someone spreads the word.


Still they are man's best friend

(Zombies sind auch nur Menschen gewesen )

 

[MrJohnson]

In the immortal words of Admiral Akbar:

"It's a trap!"

Zombies aren't sentient in the human sense, this obviously some sort of vampire trying to lull us into a false sense of security. I suspect he's trying to plant the zombies are sleeper agents to slowly destroy us from the inside.

Edit: The only true zombies are the slow, shambling type. Any other type is an insult to the mythos and fantasy surrounding zombies, just as Twilight is an afront to anyone who enjoys well-written books where the monsters stay true to their designs.

So in conclusion, the Interview With A Vampire vampires stay truest to the core tenants of vampirism, while the numerous offspring of those original designs (including zombies) are worse then the bastard offspring of a neo-nazi and his skinhead prostitute girlfriend.

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Will there be zombie rights at work? Surely they should give back to the economy, it costs money to organise these things as well as ongoing costs, such as transport.
If they do go back to work will there be discrimination? Are they able to use stairs?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

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No! Living separately will only INCREASES THE HATE MY BROTHER! We must RAISE OURSELVES UP! We must walk AMONG EACH OTHER! No person should ever be denied their God given RIGHTS, my brothers and sisters, JUST BECAUSE THEY CHASE PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD THAT IS ALL OVER THEM, OR JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE RAW MEET THAT STILL LIVES! ALLELUIA!

For SALVATION for us all, living or undead, infected or not, we MUST JOIN HANDS, TREAT EACH OTHER AS YOU WOULD YOUR OWN FAMILY MY CHILDREN, AND MAKE AWESOME MUSIC VIDEOS TOGETHER!

Amen.

 

[Captain Booyah]

I approve of this topic and I have joined your group.

How can mankind truly strive for equality, when this such prejudice and discrimination against the Undead is still alive and thriving? (No pun intended). I ask you!

 

[Meestor Pickle]

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No! Living separately will only INCREASES THE HATE MY BROTHER! We must RAISE OURSELVES UP! We must walk AMONG EACH OTHER! No person should ever be denied their God given RIGHTS, my brothers and sisters, JUST BECAUSE THEY CHASE PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD THAT IS ALL OVER THEM, OR JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE RAW MEET THAT STILL LIVES! ALLELUIA!

For SALVATION for us all, living or undead, infected or not, we MUST JOIN HANDS, TREAT EACH OTHER AS YOU WOULD YOUR OWN FAMILY MY CHILDREN, AND MAKE AWESOME MUSIC VIDEOS TOGETHER!

Amen.

So you should!

 

[Devil's Due]

I approve of this topic and I have joined your group.

How can mankind truly strive for equality, when this such prejudice and discrimination against the Undead is still alive and thriving? (No pun intended). I ask you!

It cannot, they must open their arms and forget the hate, and we will forgive them as well.

Zombies do not deserve rights!
You are just pawns for us "Higher beings" to play with!

We are not toys or chew toys for your amusement! We feel pain!

(Sorry all for taking a while, had a quick family emergency)

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Besides the arguement of our supposed (sorry, human's supposed) sentience, and that canniblism is a taboo, you make a sound arguement.

 

[Desert Warrior]

I approve of this topic and I have joined your group.

Zombies do not deserve rights!
You are just pawns for us "Higher beings" to play with!

We are not toys or chew toys for your amusement! We feel pain!

(Sorry all for taking a while, had a quick family emergency)

You "creatures" are!
To Demons, Humans, Ghouls, Vampires, Ghosts and other races and forces you are our fodder!
And to Chaos your just anthoer thing for Harry to stomp on!

 

[The Austin]

Okay, Zombies have rights now.
Sure.....

Hey, Zombie who I totally like and respect, some here! I have a gift for you....

Spoiler

 

[Czargent Sane]

I see these demands as reasonable good sir. I do have this little island, off the coast of Costa Rica. You can have the island for a fair price, as soon as I get rid of my last "project".

Yours Sincerely,

John Hammond.

I have to say, I found this hilarious

 

[WolfThomas]

It's pinkos like you that are going to cause the zombie apocalypse. Zombies have got two rights in my book, to die and be burned.

 

[Therumancer]

(Search Bar approved, sort of. Many Zombie topics lately, but this is about Zombie's rights and such. This is also a joke post designed for a little fun.)

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[font color="white"]The violent attacks against my fellow Zombies have been going on for too long![/font]

We have been oppressed by countless maniacs in film and violent video games for dozens of years. Ever since time began people feared us by simple misunderstandings, assuming that we wanted nothing more than to feast and kill! But that is wrong, and inhumane! We are fellow humans just as you, only being cursed by this disease!

Mainly you all ignored us, and for too long we were slaughtered like helpless animals, just because we try to survive! What gives you the right to kill us when we only wish to live, while you also slaughter animals to live, but state that your feeding is justified! What sort of double standard world do we live in? What sort of horrible people must you all be to do this, to fellow humans no less!

Thankfully, we lived roughly ignored for generations in the less-populated countries and feasted happily. Until the one you call George A. Romero portrayed us in his film Night of the Living Dead as mad monsters that only consider feeding on innocent people. We are more than that, we have hopes, we have dreams just like you do! We love, just as you do!

In fact, a friend zombie mine named Chris Redfield was just recently turned into a zombie, and so far he has stated that he loves it! I'll post the convocation.

Me: Chris, when you a human before you were a zombie?

Chris: Raaaaghhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaggghhhh, rggghhhhhh!

(Translation: Indeed! A male human, no less!)

Me: Amazing. Did you feel hope, love, and all those sort of things?

Chris: Ghaaaaaaaa... mmmmmmmmmmmm, brrrrrrrraaaaaiiiinssssssss! *Awkward sound*

(Translation: I felt all of it... and I still do, but now a bigger hunger than ever! *Laughs*)

As you can see, my friend Chris here has feelings as well. This genocide against my people will not be accepted. We will petition to the United Nations if required, and if our demands are not heard, we will be forced to take action. That is the last thing we wish to do.

The demands are the following:

1) We require a secluded island that is a large enough to fit our population appropriately, with large indoor structures to avoid the rain, and electricity there as well so we can constantly have lights on to amuse us.

2) A constant supply of human bodies. To be fair and humane, we will only take death row inmates and anyone sentenced to life in prison.

EDIT: With much considoration, we have decided to change this ruling to animals and a constant supply of dead inmates, thanks to Rednog.

3) All games and movies portraying zombies as evil monsters to be destroyed or at least labeled with "This is purely Fiction" on the item in question.

EDIT: This has been much debated and we mean every zombie game to have in big bold letters "THIS IS FAKE. ZOMBIES ARE NICE. RATED F FOR FICTION."

There. Our demands are simple, fair, and humane! Thank you for hearing me out, and understanding our problems. If you believe in this, then please post you support! If you disagree, please fairly post your reasoning why. There is no reason to turn into animals and flame one another here.

Also, if you're a supporter, you can get a free avatar of the Zombie Awareness and support our rights! Simply click on the link and either use the URL of the picture, or download and use it from your computer.

We have a usergroup now that all is free to join! Zombie Rights and Awareness user group is found at the following link.

Zombies Right and Awareness User Group Link

If you haven't seen the Japanese movie "Stacy" you should probably do so.

Otherwise I'll admit it, I chuckled even if it's something of an old joke.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

I do approve of this,and i think that all zombies should have equal rights as any other human,the right to vote,the right to get a job,and any other thing a regular human could do!
It is a good day for Zambys.