Zombie Rights and Awareness!

[Rednog]

Meat is meat, so go chew on a chicken instead of a convict.

Well that is extremely hypocritical. What his a chicken ever done to deserve such a fate? Far less than any human, convict or not.
YOURE RACIST!

You mean specie-ist? Chickens are not a race...
Also it is more of an ability to understand, I doubt a chicken understands what is happening until it is way past the point of no return and even then most of their deaths are pretty damn near instant and they either feel no pain or experience it for the smallest fraction of a second.

 

[Kenko]

I suggest we give in to their demands and send them all too one island. Then we Fuel-air bomb them to ash-piles. Zombie problem solved forever.

 

[Sirpipple]

sounds like a good plan to me, only one thing i would like to ask though,can we keep some of you as pets? i know your not animals and that is exactly what your trying to state above but still i meen if we feed you and give you a good home would that be accaptable?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

This reminded me of a speech given by Zombie Boy in Yugioh Abridged.

 

[Rednog]

Umm like I said the problem is that sending someone to be killed in a terrible way is much more inhumane than the current methods that are used to deal with them currently?
It is pretty hypocritical to ask people to treat you humanely when you want make those same people treat others inhumanely.
And like I said, even if there is a sliver of a chance we send an innocent man to his death than that would make us murders too.
And the whole thing about animals, you realize not all people do eat animals? And in that same note why don't you guys eat animals too, its not like your digestive system has magically changed from a humans. Meat is meat, so go chew on a chicken instead of a convict.

We eat humans because they're more tasty than animals, just like your humans that eat animals that didn't deserve it because it's more tasty as well! Fine, we will lesson our demands, send us them already dead, but in ice so the body is still tender and fine.

A bit more reasonable, but I will say not all of us do eat the meat we prefer, I'd love to be eating a nice piece of steak when I'm hungry but sometimes I have to settle for a hotdog. Anyways corpses are a better deal than live humans. Though with all the shipping costs and preservation, how about we give you a starter package of animals and you guys can raise your own food source and make it less of a headache for everyone and you'd become less dependent on us and we wouldn't have to worry about you guys...in the end it would probably lower tensions people hating zombies if they don't have the moral dilemma about you chomping down on people.
It becomes a trade off, sure you're not eating the tastiest meat but in exchange you're being left alone and not being killed, a pretty good trade off and a pretty good compromise.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

OBJECTION!

My deep seated intolerance towards zombies will never be shaken! They're not equal to humans, they shouldn't be given equal rights!
Zombies killed my only true friend; my goat, Billy! And they were somehow responsible for the death of my pokemon when soul silver reset itself.

You shall never have your island! I'll find other, better survival horror antagonists, and get them to stop you! Pyramid Head, go get the zombies!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

\Well, that depends on which zombie race he's advocating for. Clearly, when speaking of resident evil zombies he's actually talking about those zombies infected with a rage virus, not zombies which are actually undead.

We should really clear up this issue.

Ice Storm, is it ok to destroy the undead variety of zombie, or does your organization identify with them and their needs as well as the rage virus zombies?

We do not speak for the Undead Variety zombie, only the infected / rage zombies that still are humans in a way. Attempts of communication with the Undead Variety Zombie have been less-than-successful. We are unsure if they are beyond saving.

First, we must secure our survival, than we'll worry about the other zombie kinds.

So, this means that you are still human in a way...
Good to know, I'll schedule your extermination along with the other humans.
Then you can all join the ranks of the undead!

 

[Devil's Due]

A bit more reasonable, but I will say not all of us do eat the meat we prefer, I'd love to be eating a nice piece of steak when I'm hungry but sometimes I have to settle for a hotdog. Anyways corpses are a better deal than live humans. Though with all the shipping costs and preservation, how about we give you a starter package of animals and you guys can raise your own food source and make it less of a headache for everyone and you'd become less dependent on us and we wouldn't have to worry about you guys...in the end it would probably lower tensions people hating zombies if they don't have the moral dilemma about you chomping down on people.
It becomes a trade off, sure you're not eating the tastiest meat but in exchange you're being left alone and not being killed, a pretty good trade off and a pretty good compromise.

I'll have to consult my fellow zombies on this matter, plus find any former farmers who may be able to actually do such a task.

OBJECTION!

My deep seated intolerance towards zombies will never be shaken! They're not equal to humans, they shouldn't be given equal rights!
Zombies killed my only true friend; my goat, Billy! And they were somehow responsible for the death of my pokemon when soul silver reset itself.

You shall never have your island! I'll find other, better survival horror antagonists, and get them to stop you! Pyramid Head, go get the zombies!

Sustained!

The death of billy was an injustice we all felt, but not enough reason to distrust us all! Any violent action taken towards us will be met with resistence!

So, this means that you are still human in a way...
Good to know, I'll schedule your extermination along with the other humans.
Then you can all join the ranks of the undead!

Hostility! What have we done to deserve such a torture? Plus, are you the speaker for the undead variety zombie? We have much to discuss!

 

[laol1999]

are you fighting for zombie rights
we must stp this before we're all taken over

 

[laol1999]

are you fighting for zombie rights
we must stp this before we're all taken over

i forgot to say, and eaten

 

[duckfi8]

Personally I can see where you are coming from with the rights for zombies, but I believe that something that can eat my friends and destroy the human race should be annihilated with extreme prejudice.

 

[Sirpipple]

what about pet zombies?

 

[Vilcus]

I reject all of your terms, and am shutting down communication with all zombies. I shall now go to my 360 and play L4D1/2 until I have killed at least 1,000,000 zombies. I will then transfer to Dead Rising and kill zombies with soccer balls.

 

[Devil's Due]

sounds like a good plan to me, only one thing i would like to ask though,can we keep some of you as pets? i know your not animals and that is exactly what your trying to state above but still i meen if we feed you and give you a good home would that be accaptable?

Infected / Rage zombies have been puppets for evil corporations such as the Umbrella corp for too long! We will NEVER be given as pets not allowed to "mingle" with the human public. However, we may be more forgiving for the undead variety zombie, as we do not speak for them nor are affiliated.

are you fighting for zombie rights
we must stp this before we're all taken over

We are not going to take over the world.
... we just want a nice sunny island! With plenty of corpses to eat!

Personally I can see where you are coming from with the rights for zombies, but I believe that something that can eat my friends and destroy the human race should be annihilated with extreme prejudice.

Humans can destroy themselves, yet to annihilate themselves would be counter-productive. Now that we're simply different looking and have the bad case of the "munchies", we're suddenly the bad guys. This is wrong and an unjustice!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

So, this means that you are still human in a way...
Good to know, I'll schedule your extermination along with the other humans.
Then you can all join the ranks of the undead!

Hostility! What have we done to deserve such a torture? Plus, are you the speaker for the undead variety zombie? We have much to discuss!

Why you deserve torture you ask...
Because you could still be considered human!

I'm a speaker for the entire undead community. (yes, zombies, vampires, liches and other kinds too) and other enemies of the humans.
I'd like to inform you that the use of the name "zombie" is a direct violation of one of the Undead trademarks.

 

[DocBalance]

Snip

Rest assured, my little island is in no way sunny. It is cloaked in a deep mist, giving the island a terrific sense of mystery.

Now let me show you around the island my good sir. Welcome. To Jurassic Park.

*Music plays as gatesswing open*

You fool! Now we have veloci-zombies faffing about, the human race is doomed!

 

[zombiejoe]

Hmmmm, I have a few questions Mr.Zombie. For one, why can't you feed on the flesh of animals, instead of the living humans (can I call us that, or is that insensative). And also, how where you able to type up this post if you are a zombie? Did you re-learn how to speak? Or did you get a translator? Or am I turning into a zombie and I see your zombie language as my own, or what?

 

[Eggsnham]

Hmm, I accept, you can have Australia once I take over the world. Nobody's using it at the moment, right? RIGHT?

 

[Devil's Due]

Hmmmm, I have a few questions Mr.Zombie. For one, why can't you feed on the flesh of animals, instead of the living humans (can I call us that, or is that insensative). And also, how where you able to type up this post if you are a zombie? Did you re-learn how to speak? Or did you get a translator? Or am I turning into a zombie and I see your zombie language as my own, or what?

Simple my friend, we are considering changing it to animals and post-dead convicts instead for our feeding.

Also, I am simple a infected zombie, not a fully "undead" zombie that walks slowly and cannot speak or lost their limbs! I was recently infected a few days ago and am simply the latest victim of the Umbrella corp, so I still have all my limbs and most of my knowledge intact. Once I lost it, another will be appointed. You are not a zombie... yet, unless you'd like to be a willing participant.

 

[Jfswift]

Well..

1. I can understand the need for an island, although what use do zombies have for electricity or shelter, unless they're used for containment of said zombies. They're immortal (as far as I know) and immune to disease.

2. Good point, I can agree on this. (although it does make it a ***** to bring someone back if they've been wrongfully accused.)

3. This is a null point, seeing as all movies and games coming already state that all characters and scenes involved are fictitious.