Recent content by Johnny Ringo

It depends on how alone I am. If I've been left to myself for a few days I'll set up my sound system in the bathroom and have a relaxing bath accomponied by The Downward Spiral. From there I mostly pace and listen to my music in the dark accomponied with an energy drink. If I don't sleep enough...

I am the voice inside your head (And I control you) OT: The AI on veteran were incredibly competent at finding the most valuable cover in the room and taking to it. I spent Cthulhu knows how many tries on Executive Order trying to get past the choke point while muttering quiet obscenities at...

You're suicidal? I got a 63. I'm suprised I haven't offed myself while reading your post. That being said, I've never been one for the whole "Stongly agree/disagree" quiz format which is why I usually end up getting polar extremes for answers. Same goes for job evaluations. I generally either...

Point a gun at him and tell him to place his hands where I could see them. Shoot if he resists and sort it out later.

When I was about eleven I had a parakeet by the name of Buddy. I loved that parakeet, fed it, cleaned after it and talked to it. I'd got it through my head that she might talk back like a parrot does if I tried hard enough. Well my Mom had a home day care, which wasn't too bad. We'd watch...

Yes, but virgins have a lower risk of contracting STD's. I'm sorry, but aren't there still diseases out there to cure, mysteries to unravel, Galaxies to explore and mice to test on? And a study on how often nerd's "Get it on" made priority... how?

Best: Would you kindly? Worst: Overlord. I mean seriously, who did not see that coming?

The guy falls into radioactive waste and his response is "That can't be good."? Well gee, ya think?

Slow Zombies. If your flesh has rotted away to the point of exposed bone, I sincerely doubt you'd be able to move at a quick rate. Yes, running zombies are more frightening initially but lack that certain feel of dread to them the teeming hordes of shambling undead have. And to reply to...

The entire Bravo Company from Sarge's Heroes. But two stand out more than any others. Thick would stroll blindly into the scopes of six or seven snipers and suddenly the past hour and a half of gameplay is completely wasted. Secondly, he was retarded. Not using that as a derogatory term, I...

It means exactly what it says.

Don't bother killing the Hero's family before them. Chances are, they'll go ballistic and end up trying to gun you down. Do rig the timer to explode an hour before it's been set to. This way, anyone looking to defuse it at the last second will receive an unwelcome suprise. Go the extra...

Question. Why do I get evil points for marrying Lady Grey? I mean seriously, how can letting obsessive Victor marry an undead bride be good for him? Wasn't I doing him a favor by not letting him marry a re-animated corpse?

*After shooting someone* "Bad case of lead poisoning." or "You have a date with death, and I'm your chaperone."

Amnestic: Commandants are resistant to all but high level spells. And shards can be killed by magic, like the commandants they require higher spells. I whacked a shard once with a fully charged lightning bolt, it justs take a bit of XP investement.