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    "what the hell ..." moments in gaming

    The entirety of Reside Evil: Code Veronica. I hate this game.
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    Human Centipede 2 director defends movie as art

    The guy obviously has a fetish. It's not art, sorry. He's jerking off on the camera lens. If this gets accepted as art it's an insult to real movies...and horror movies in particular.
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    E3: Dante Finally Gets White Hair in New DMC Trailer

    He kinda looks like Nero in a few shots, in the most freakish of ways. While there's quite a few things about the trailer and the world and such that bug me, it's a reboot, and the setting is kind of curious, seeing as how there's a slight allusion to the Demon's seemingly controlling the...
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    The Duke Nukem Forever demo has dropped ladies and gentlemen!

    For those curious to see some footage; http://www.livestream.com/herpaderpgaming/video?clipId=pla_e37d3e89-db53-4208-9a70-12600633c91e&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb Myself playing, complete with some commentary. I thought it was aweful, as you'll find by watching, but I encourage...
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    The Duke Nukem Forever demo has dropped ladies and gentlemen!

    Get used to it. The Demo is terrible.
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    Study Declares Dead Space 2 "Scariest 360 Game"

    I'm a huge Dead Space fan and even I think this is ridiculous. Condemned should've won it.
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    The fastest you found out you hated a game

    Prince of Persia. 15 minutes before I was vomiting blood.
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    The Escapist Presents: Live Chat with Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    ...And whistled for a Baboon.
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    The hardest FPS of all time, making a list

    Bad design doesn't qualify as difficulty.
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    Best Villan Ever.

    For now, Kefka will be my vote, I have to think on this, though.
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    Zero Punctuation: Tales of Monkey Island

    So Yahtzee, you hold up SH2 as one of the pinnacles of Storytelling in games, what other games do you hold up as examples of the other pillars of gaming? Also, this may be a rather long response for you to make, but you might enjoy making an Extra Punctuation out of it, so; What makes a game...
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    Good games for a beginner?

    Does she have any actual prefrences yet? For RPGs, she should try Chrono Trigger or FF7. 8 is a little hard to start with... FEAR or DOOM would make a decent shooter to start with, as would Farcry. Warcraft 3 is a good RTS. Oh, you could try Fallout 3, too, though it might feel a...
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    Poll: best games people did not buy

    What the hell is Far Cry 2 doing up there? Hardly a best game...hardly a good game...
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    Scary things in gaming - that shouldn't be.

    Crysis. I accidently drove a jeep off into the ocean and looked down and nearly shit myself. I cannot !@#$ing STAND not being able to see the bottom of the water, and the black void I saw then nearly stopped my heart. Needless to say I got out of there pretty damn fast.
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    Does anyone know if there are any...

    Hrm, thanks. I'll look into it. Do you know if GW is Pay to Play? I'm still taking suggestions, by the way. The game doesn't -have- to be a Platformer, the idea just struck me like a rock through my window and stuck about as deep as the glass. I just want something objective based.