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    How it could be improved #3: Duke Nukem Series

    If Duke Nukem took some pointers from Painkiller and Serious Sam for the combat, Forever would have been amazing. But no. I was having fun with Forever until the underground lair scenes... There's a part I've died at a few times and I just lost interest, sadly.
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    That awkward moment when...

    That awkward moment when you tell the punchline to a joke and people nearby didn't know it was a joke. '...Getting the blood off of your clown suit!'
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    You have been sentenced to die... No really..

    If I was allowed to choose my death... hm. Death by happiness. I would demand that they take 12 hours each day in my daily routine, without overtly looking like government officials, to make me happy. A few bribes here, I get compliments and get to stand ahead in line. Couple of promises...
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    Poll: What's wrong with piracy

    Companies need money to keep going, so pirating is bad. Sometimes a game may not seem interesting but you can torrent it, so its... good? I dunno. It seems like a fight between WANT and NEED here. There is no GOOD about torrenting. Its stealing for personal gain. And yes, its stealing. Its...
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    Make a Great Game Sound Boring

    You die. You plan ahead, you walk, you die. You try again, you walk farther, you die. You try again, you walk, you die. You die. You die. You get lucky, but then you die and lose your progress. You get frustrated. Then you make a mistake and die. Dark Souls
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    Escapist, I Need Your Help (Gaming Survey)

    1. What genres of games do you play the most? Adventure is #1. Its always amazing to be apart of a huge story. Action is #2. Sometimes you just gotta blow stuff up; do things that you can't do in real life without being arrested.nPretty much anything else can interest me, but I avoid racing and...
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    Is Skyrim Multiplayer possible?

    Eh, I'm going to be honest here. In my opinion, all games are better with multiplayer... for the most part. But I feel that Skyrim shouldn't be co-op or up to 4 players. That would ruin the atmosphere of the game. Having trouble? Go online and get people with endgame gear to push you through...
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    What will you name your Skyrim character?

    Probably name the character after myself. After so many games with various characters, I wanna see what it feels like to try and project myself into this character's shoes. Probably won't help that it'll be an Argonian. Or Cullen.
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    If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?

    The final boss must be the entirety of 4chan. The longest endurance round of them all, you must put up through each forum, leading up to the final battle with /b/. And there's no checkpoints. MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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    The most obscure game you own.

    Brave Fencer Musashi. Fun game... one of the best RPGs ever. I'll always have a softspot for it.
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    Strangest movie you've ever seen?

    ^ agree with Feebles. Duel was a good movie, but thinking about the premise makes me laugh on the inside. A truck chasing a man? Silly stuff.
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    Your dying wish/utterances

    So begins the mystery...
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    Which games have gone on long enough?

    Sports games. I guess I don't know a lot about them since I don't play many 'realistic' sports games like MLB 200X or whatever. Each new game updates the character roster? What the hell is up with that? ITS A SPORT! Not like you can change anything about a big thing like that besides minor fixes...
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    Games that aren't fun to watch but fun to play.

    Easily Oblivion or STALKER Call of Pripyat. The latter was me basically messing around in my inventory trying to organize weight for most of the game until I finally got the right kind of gear.
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    What if Hyrule WAS the Mushroom Kingdom?

    Hm. I would think it to be the other way around; Mushroom Kingdom evolved into Hyrule. Anyway... I doubt it if that was the case. The Mushroom Kingdom's ground is mostly made up of bricks, which doesn't support plant life very well save for the occasional tree or bush. Hyrule field is very...