Recent content by Klutzz

I saw that video the other day. I like how it captures the camaraderie that a lot of players feel with some of the NPCs. I wish you could actually do most the things at the end of the video in game, I'd love if you could save Oscar from the asylum or have Siegmeyer join you in your quest.

I live in a little redneck town full of ranchers and cowboys. I use the words "y'all" and "howdy" quite frequently.

I grew a full beard for one simple reason: My face got cold at work.

Most of my "You can do that?!?" moments have already been said, but a friend of mine managed to play through all of Demon's Souls without knowing about the dodge button or parry and riposte function. Then when he bought Dark Souls, and figured it out, I'm pretty sure he nearly shit himself.

I work 10 hours a day, next up would likely be sleeping, as I try to sleep about six hours a day (I fail at that, but I try.) the remaining time is split between multiple things.

I'm usually in bed by 9pm, considering I work a day shift at the mill. So I would never even know it had happened.

Sif from Dark Souls. Don't care if it was a boss with next to zero development as a character, but it was the saddest thing ever. I don't think that requires a spoiler tag, so I won't add one.

Top five Beers that I tried in 2012: 5. Berserker 4. Apocolypto 3. Flanders Fred 2. The Dissident 1. Mother of all Storms Mmmmm... Beer.

I think if I encountered a gender swapped version of myself, that sex would be one of the last things we would be thinking of. We would be far too excited about having another eccentric person around who would take part in all of our stupid ideas. We'd be dead within a week.

Well, maybe you should listen to love songs like this one:

Pee on everything that I didn't like. Then steal the largest vehicle I see and run over smaller objects while laughing like a maniac until something explodes and I die. I also don't plan on being sober for any of these events, as there are several nearby brew pubs, suddenly with free beer.

Let's see. Christopher Walken could play the entire league, as well as the villain. It would be glorious.

I would press the button, because it is a button, and it's sitting there, just waiting to be pressed. Longing for its purpose to be fulfilled. It would be a disservice to the button to not press it. A horrible crime, even. I don't even care for the potential of attention from the opposing...

Some pickups handle well and have great gas mileage. Like the old Datsun pickups. I love my little Datsun, I haul stuff around in it all the time.

The cilantro Ale tasted like grass. It was the most bitter thing I have ever drank. That didn't stop me from drinking about 4 gallons of it over time though.