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    Poll: If you could use a controller for everything, would you?

    Hmm... Yeah. If I wanted to move myself I'd hold the analog stick down, it would be easier. And if I could walk up to my bed and press a button, then all of a sudden wake up in the morning, I'd be far happier. And also a 'skip cutscene' function would be awesome...
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    Say something that has never been said before

    "Aggggllllghhh! I froze my tentacle ocelot scare my nipples, I sold it for three hookers, GIVE ME A SOCK!"
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    What do you play as?

    Fallout 3? I went for a mid-long range small guns specialist, I used mainly my chinese assault rifle, backed up with grenades. Then I got to the end of the game, and also did a few add-on campaigns, and instantly switched to owning squishy ghoul faces with giant burning green balls of plasma and...
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    Mystery Countdown Appears On Square Enix Website

    Bleh, if it were a remake/sequel to 7- Well, I damn hope it's not, they've done too much with it, it's dead. If you want a remake, just do it with lego, it will be more fun that way. A remake of 8 would be good NO MATTER WHAT YOU ALL SAY. I liked 8, I found nothing wrong with it. But really, 7...
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    Poll: Champions: Return to Arms. Please tell me you've played it.

    Really, why is it that no one I know has played this amazingly awesome game, and why when people have played it, they say it's terrible? It's not! It's fucking fantastic!
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    Smug, self righteous game hosts

    Warcraft III, I joined a game, a zombie survival one (I was only doing it cos I was bored shitless and WoW servers were down.) An it was a RP game, SO as a dedicated RPer I thought 'Cool.' When I joined, no one was RPing, the one thing I saw that was anything like it was 'let's go save the...
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    Games you thought would be awesome...

    Oblivion: Compared to Morrowind it was a turd floating down a river. Fable 2: Bleh, it just didn't feel right, it felt kind of bland. I was hyped about it, but it felt like a slap in the face. It was all good but... It was no where near the same. Oh, and I miss my armour, and oversized weapons...
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    What old games can still stand against new titles?

    *facedesk* DoTa... Grr, why don't people host Island Troll tribes anymore? And I'd say Timesplitters 2 & Future perfect, starcraft, Age of Empires 2, and, Warcraft 2, 3, and, just because I love it so much, Warcraft: Orcs and Humans.
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    Funniest Game Enemy

    Easily the bosses in the original sonic games. With almost 3 of them all you need to do is jump above them oce and you've won.
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    Favorite game to play multiplayer with a group of friends.

    Hey, tell me what your favrite game to play multiplayer with a few friends is. Mine is definately Champions: Return to arms, great game, me and two mates of mine would spend all night playing it. Also Timesplitters: Future perfect was pretty fun.
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    Things that the world's most controversial game would need to include in order to be controversial?

    I must say, the easiest way you could make a game controversial is probably do a bit of 9-11, killing children, and raping people. Trust me, that would likely work. Oh, and digging up the dead body of some guy you Americans like, doing 'stuff' to it, then dismembering it, and beating babies to...
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    Poll: WoW mounts

    I have mixed feelings about it. My main complaint is that epic mount training is being reduced from 600g to 50. Blizzard could at least refund gold spent on training. Of course though, I recently hit 80, and this will make leveling my warrior easier. Also harder, because the Alliance players...