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    The last song you listened to will now be played at your funeral.

    Ghost - Elisabeth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaAb421KUhk Not that fitting but atleast it would be sweet irony to have it playing in church.
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    Tell me which 3 playable characters would be able to take over the world most easily.

    Samus Aran with the glitched beam from super metroid, a fully armed Mega Man X/Zero, Smoke (the Mortal Kombat robot whos finisher involved dropping enough grenades to blow up the whole planet).
  3. K

    What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

    Say: "That's a bit long" in a David Mitchell impersonating voice and then go about my day.
  4. K

    recommend five movies

    Decampitated (Tromas best splatter) The man from Earth (Just... wow) Rambo + Hotshots 1 Starwars 4-6 + Spaceballs Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
  5. K

    What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

    Pencils and one big furry cat that can suffocate you by sleeping on ypur face.
  6. K

    When You Look In the Mirror...

    Sometimes I feel my life is good. Having a girlfriend and friends nearby, Im not fat or in bad health, got some money stashed away and a great flatmate. Othertimes I'm having a difficult time when I look at myself... Got a bunch of university courses I need to complete but I can't get arsed to...
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    Earthquakes are really caused by immoral women

    ""Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained." Yeah.. Men can do everything they want, it's the womens fault. If sexy-dressed women caused natural disasters my campus would be in serious shit almost...
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    You wake up with no memory and superpowers! WTF Do you do?

    Dr Manhattans powers. Write 'Die human scum!' on the moon in every now existing language on earth. Piss on every presidents/kings/dictators/rulers face and slap them with the worlds most largest rotten herring and then go to another galaxy and create my own solar system of pink fluff, unicorns...
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    Most games you have from one series?

    If you count expansions: Heroes of Might and Magic. Got III and V complete Otherwise.. Dunno... Don't really got that many games with sequels or released sequels.
  10. K

    Which song would you want in Guitar Hero / Rock Band?

    PAIN - Zombie Slam Electric Six - Gay Bar Shadows Fall - The First Noble Truth Pretty much anything by Machinae Supremacy as long as Earthbound is one of them, and more Slipknot and All That Remains.