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Girls ONLY being interested in you when you're already with a girl.

Yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog had GREAT ideas like... Guns that CAN NOT aim. Vehicles SLOWER than he runs. A voice cast that makes one envy those who can't understand English. A plot so laughibly bad it makes the original Sonic plot (when it was about animals stuck in robots) look like...

Indeed. I originally wanted this game to keep, but after renting it, consider it purely a rental and my cramped up thumb (due to the shooting gallery) is thanking me for it. If there's EVER a point in a game that is considered "work" in the same sense as cleaning public bathrooms and/or use the...

Jade Coccoon 1 impressed me at first because the main character ACTUALLY FIGHTS, not "go (insert catchy monster name) beat him up while I watch and pretend it hurts me." Then I liked it more because the monster-fusing system was useful and not frustrating like the Monster Rancher series. I've...

The Dead or Alive series. Hentai fodder and cliche males didn't excite me (especially not in the dirty fanboy way Itagaki banked on) and it was damn near masochism to fight Omega (?) the boss from DOA 3 that HURTS YOU BY FALLING DOWN all while at a knee-level perspective. I don't HATE...

I'd like to think I was a writer. Then again, I'd like to be a writer that's making the kind of money and fame of J.K. Rowling, too. Be it mild schizophrenia and/or a coping mechanism for being a quiet, lonely kid, I've ALWAYS come up with casts of characters representing something I felt...

Controversy engenders interest. Rock/Rap got bigger than expected because it was a way kids rebelled against their parents. Fox News/Thompson are already jokes in their own worlds, so saying Mass Effect is covert porn only adds fuel to the fire for both sides. Fox News is still a joke to the...

That's the general consensus for anyone who remembers what the genre was originally about. Its become oversaturated and commercialized to the extent that hacks like Soulja Boy can literally glance at any object (ex. his Sidekick,) add in a few hypocritical cliches of sex and violence (he once...

EVERY wannabe-Sonic platformer from the end of the Genesis (Awesome Possum)to the early PS1 days, specifically Croc 2 and the Gex series. Croc 1 was an alright cutesy platformer with Pixar-like characters, but its sequel was so repetative and had this RIDICULOUSLY HARD foot race that its now...

The Verdugo from RE4. You KNOW he's got good loot on him, but the best you can do is freeze him for a bit before taking off. Really makes waiting for an elevator more agonizing than usual. ...Then you beat the game a couple times and unlock the Chicago Typewriter and suddenly the...

The lack of personal responsibility and speed that it's suddenly THEIR fault and never YOURS. Ex. 1: Jackass fan gives himself second and third-degree burns imitating said show, so mother who was nowhere to be found UNTIL her son turned himself into a living steak, decided to sue the show...

Considering its practically a law that every anime gets Rule 34'd, I'm just going to start off with actual hentai characters to save time. MOST of the cast of Secret Plot/Deep: Horny school teachers doing strangely reluctant male students is by no means anything new right along with...

The episode where Sideshow Bob planned to use a bomb during the air show. Chief Wiggum: Hey, where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people's faces? Guy: Right here, chief! Chief Wiggum: Ok now where's Sideshow Bob? ...Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death."

1. Yeah, the boomerang controller was weird but atleast they tried :\ 2. The PS3 is actually cheap considering what you get for it and how it's priced, especially the $400 one you get pretty much everything minus a few features that don't matter too much (if you already have a PS2 then you...

Umm?? The normal controllers are $50 too. I'm not sure how you can bother to imply that "dual-shock" controllers are a rip off, when they are the same price... And, I'll take a firmware screw up anyway over a 33% failure rate, and horrid customer service :). Also, that last line you...