Favourite simpsons quotes
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Reporter: "You know in MY day, we didn't talk to our elders that way"
Bart: "Yeah, but this is MY day and we do"
Bart: "Yeah, but this is MY day and we do"
Homer - "Hello, my name is Mr.Burns, I believe you have a letter for me."
Post office worker - "OK Mr.Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer - "....I don't know"
that or
Homer - "And now we play the waiting game."
some time later
Homer - "Ahhh the waiting game sucks! Who wants to play hungry hungry hippos!"
Post office worker - "OK Mr.Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer - "....I don't know"
that or
Homer - "And now we play the waiting game."
some time later
Homer - "Ahhh the waiting game sucks! Who wants to play hungry hungry hippos!"
*deep breath in*
I bent my wookie
I've never been a praying man, but please save me Superman
Maggie! Call Aquaman!
MAKE WAY FER WILLEH!
Be Careful children, he may take other forms!
Well, replace the word "sorta" with the word repeatedly, and the word "dog" with "son"
I bent my wookie
I've never been a praying man, but please save me Superman
Maggie! Call Aquaman!
MAKE WAY FER WILLEH!
Be Careful children, he may take other forms!
Well, replace the word "sorta" with the word repeatedly, and the word "dog" with "son"
I have a couple:
Bart: Alls I knows is I'm getting gooder grades and that ain't not half bad.
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Ralph Wiggum: That's where the leprachaun lives. He tells me to burn things.
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From "Lisa the Skeptic"
Bart: Hey Homer where's the motor boat?
Homer: I did not like it. The mast had termites.
Lisa: What kind of motor boat has a most?
Homer: Cause the thingy had.... Shut up!
Bart: Alls I knows is I'm getting gooder grades and that ain't not half bad.
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Ralph Wiggum: That's where the leprachaun lives. He tells me to burn things.
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From "Lisa the Skeptic"
Bart: Hey Homer where's the motor boat?
Homer: I did not like it. The mast had termites.
Lisa: What kind of motor boat has a most?
Homer: Cause the thingy had.... Shut up!
This is my favourite exchange in the entire series;
Homer: Ooooh Look it's that show about the cop who solves crimes in his spare time.
Bart: Crank it Homer.
Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad MacGarnicle, did you really have to break so much furniture?
MacGarnicle: I don't know Chief, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk.
Homer: Ahh MacGarnicle eases the pain...
Chief: You're off the case MacGarnicle!
MacGarnicle: You're off your Case Chief!
Chief: What does that mean exactly?
Homer: It means he gets results you stupid chief!
Lisa: Dad sit down!
Homer: Oh sorry.
Finally a quote we all can relate to;
Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Homer: Ooooh Look it's that show about the cop who solves crimes in his spare time.
Bart: Crank it Homer.
Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad MacGarnicle, did you really have to break so much furniture?
MacGarnicle: I don't know Chief, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk.
Homer: Ahh MacGarnicle eases the pain...
Chief: You're off the case MacGarnicle!
MacGarnicle: You're off your Case Chief!
Chief: What does that mean exactly?
Homer: It means he gets results you stupid chief!
Lisa: Dad sit down!
Homer: Oh sorry.
Finally a quote we all can relate to;
Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
I forget the actual quote, but it's something like:
The rib bone's connected to the collar bone, the collar bone's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wrist watch! Wait...
The rib bone's connected to the collar bone, the collar bone's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wrist watch! Wait...
The episode where Sideshow Bob planned to use a bomb during the air show.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people's faces?
Guy: Right here, chief!
Chief Wiggum: Ok now where's Sideshow Bob? ...Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death."
Chief Wiggum: Hey, where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people's faces?
Guy: Right here, chief!
Chief Wiggum: Ok now where's Sideshow Bob? ...Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death."
