Favourite simpsons quotes

[COR 2000]

(During a musical episode)

Snake:"Ka-BLAMMO!!"
*Nothing*
"Wait here while I get some AMMO!"

 

[COR 2000]

And of course I have to love the Max Power song.

Oh, this is my ABSOLUTE favourite:

Man (Can't remember who): Max Power! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, I got it off a hair dryer.

And who could forget Spider-pig?

 

[jim_doki]

"I got a Question, Shut up!"

"Why did you think a giant balloon would work?"
"Shut Up, Thats why!"

"Hello, is that President Clinton?...Good. I figured if anyone could tell me where to get some Tang, it'd be you.... Shut Up!"

 

[Lost In The Void]

Homer and God talking in the Apocolypes episode

GOD: Oh don't even talk about that i sent my son down to save you, and i don't know what you people did to him but he's never been the same since

(Jesus spinning on a swing)

Homer: Well sir you just made yourself an enemy

Same Episode

GOD: Well in order to do that i'd have to turn back time

Homer: Superman did it

 

[jim_doki]

Barney: Congratulations Barney, the better man won
Cape canaveral Director: That's very gracious of you Homer, wont you join us in a toast to the mission
(All four raise their glasses): to the mission)
(Barney sips)
Barney: IT BEGINS!!!!!
(barney grabs the bottle of shampagne, begins chugging. Grabs a rocketpack)
Barney: Trala la lump ti do!)
(Takes off, crashes)
NASA scientist: I don't understand it, that was non-alcaholic shampagne!

 

[haveyouseen_mywallet]

homer: everytime i learn something new, something old gets pushed out. remember that time i took that wine tasting course and i forgot how to drive?

marge: you were drunk!

homer: and how!

 

[ace_of_something]

Homer: "You'll have to speak up; i'm wearing a towel"

edit: DAMNIT BEAT TO IT!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!

 

[tijuanatim]

Ralph Wiggum: "The leprechaun tells me to burn things!"

 

[the fifth]

release the hounds
and if you need the character you should be slaped

 

[jeremyTH]

Spider pig spider pig,does whatever a spider pig does.