Favourite simpsons quotes

[ZahariasX]

"...Are you wearing a grocery bag!?"
"...I have misplaced my pants."

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"Bullfrogs? That's an odd name! I'da named them chazwazzers."

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"You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. You're car is now being impounded. Your car is now being crushed into a cube. You have 30 mintues to move your cube."

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"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!"

 

[Xhumed]

"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

and
"ach! zombies!" -groundskeeper willie is always gold

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

From my favorite episode, the Lord of the Flies spoof...

Ralphie: "Tastes like burrrning"

 

[Altorin]

We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come!
We'll be safe from thieves and killers when they come!
Unless they have a blowtorch and a poison gas injector
Then i don't know what will happen when they come!

 

[Xhumed]

"Thats where i saw the leprechaun. he told me to burrrn things"
"ah you done a grand job laddie. now you know what you have to do now? Burn down the house. BURN 'EM ALL!"

 

[littlelacysurprisepageant]

Computer: "For automated stock prices, please state the company name."

Homer: "Animotion."

Computer: "Animotion, up two and a half."

Homer: "Yahoo!"

Computer: "Yahoo, up six and a quater."

Homer: "Huh, what is this crap?"

Computer: "Fox Broadcasting, down eight."

 

[Lord Krunk]

Homer (Recording): Hi kids, I'm rzrzrrzttastyafsduasgygdihqudhqdhowdh!!!!!!

Kids: AAAAAH!

*Homer replica explodes, the glove hitting Bart*

Kids: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Also...

Homer: I get it! I get jokes!

 

[The Thief]

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!

 

[ultra_v_89]

From my favorite episode, the Lord of the Flies spoof...

Ralphie: "Tastes like burrrning"

Ahh, you beat me, yeh thats mine too. Just to ellaborate
Ralph-"I eated the purple berries" (falls to ground, moans and clutches stomach)
Bart-"How are they Ralph? Are they good?"

 

[manicfoot]

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." Homer on the phone

We have a winner Seriously, when hearing that line I always piss myself. Consequently, most of my pay is spent on underwear

 

[freakyHippo]

Homer: (reading a sign)" 'Don't Toutch - Willie'....good advice"

 

[ike_luv]

Moe: So what's this guy's name?
Homer: Err... Joey Joe Joe Junior... Shabadu?
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
*Man gets up from bar and runs from the building crying*
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I have two:

-Homer: I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil!
-Devil: (Screaming in a hellish voice) NO you're not smarter than me! I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson!


- Mr Burns: A dollar for eternal happiness? I think I'll be happier with the dollar...

 

[Ultrajoe]

I dance, i dance, i dance
Around the mexican hat
I dance, i dance, i dance
And thats the end of that
oooooorrrr Is it i guess ill keep singing!
My cell phone appears to be ringing...

 

[DevilSaint44]

I am smart.I am smart.S-M-R-T.I mean S-M-A-R-T S-M-A-R-T.
Homer singing
Im a brick.
Ralph Wiggum

 

[Ultrajoe]

"Do you really want to stay in a place where they vacuum you in your sleep?"
"They do what now?"

Oh, the hilarity.

 

[N.K]

Homer: Stupider like a fox!

Don't remember the context, but it has stuck with me for a while.

 

[The Thief]

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

 

[M0rp43vs]

me fail english, that unpossible(ralph)