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    What brought you to the Escapist?

    I came on the Unforgotten Realms wagon. I'm kinda sad that whole business didn't work out for him.
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    Violence is completely uncensored in videogames... But love is??

    Actually, Rome was, so I have read, pretty big on public orgies and homoeroticism. Women were generally suppressed, but the men were extremely open about their bodies, even going as far as to have men who were friends or coworkers having intercourse with each other.
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    Warrior, Mage or Rogue?

    Mage, but more specifically, Druid (I think that's the closest fit for it). Animal shapes, tree-hugging, Luddism, and an irregular bathing schedule? I've already got the last three down. If you want an answer out of just those three? I'd probably choose a Rogue. I'd like to think that I do...
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    Online D&D game campaign

    Don't have 3.5 Materials? Welcome to d20 SRD: http://www.d20srd.org/ It's probably the greatest d20 online source, and it's excellently formatted for amazing convenience. I'd be potentially willing to join this, especially if we used 3.5.
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    Poll: Were consumption of human flesh for food allowed, would you eat some human?

    Vegetarian. That being said, I WOULD offer myself up as food. I don't really care if I get payed for it, but I am a vegetarian who doesn't really care about what others eat, and doesn't plan on converting them, so if people -like- eating human, I may as well cause a little joy in my passing.
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    PC gaming

    You have no idea how necessary it is that you get Team Fortress 2 this very instant. For anyone who wants to see why PC games are better, get TF2 immediately.
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    T-Minus 1 hour

    Ugh, the amount to which I am uninterested and disappointed is truly momentous.
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    Holy hell. Photoshop is about to become even more amazing.

    I do so loathe being the vein of doubt, but I have no idea at all as to how this could be real. I don't mean to say, I think it's fake, rather, I have no concept in my brain that would remotely allow this to be physically possible with nothing more than programming. If this is real, I will be...
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    Poll: FPS of The Decade 00-09

    I second that. Every other FPS I have tried... COD, Halo, Bioshock, Half-Life etc. I have liked for a while, and usually played incessantly for a week or so. But after all these years I STILL come back to TF2 after it all. This game may very well be timeless.
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    Describe the world in four words or less.

    But it's not Christmas.
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    Who do you Share a birthday with?

    Most notably Albert Einstein.
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    Mankind's Greatest Accomplishment

    The internet is surely the pinnacle of the human experience.
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    Oldest Game You Still Play

    Eh, I'm not that old. Probably Morrowind? Good times. EDIT: Oh yeah, and Warcraft 3. And I suppose D&D 3.5, but that doesn't really count.
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    Zero Punctuation: Overlord 2

    There's a huge difference between Lawful and Chaotic Evil! Lawful Evil is like being a lawyer. You twist customs and traditions already in place to your benefit, eventually leading up to some overarching goal (usually world domination, or somesuch). Chaotic Evil takes all those traditions and...
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    The cheeseman cometh...

    I agree.