They'd be AWESOME.
By which I mean 2 hours of the word "awesome" on screen in a red, white, and blue font, surrounded by constant explosions.
Actually, fuck...that sounds pretty awesome. I'd probably see it.
I don't think it's entirely that, though.
Pulp Fiction did a lot of really original things when it came out. That was in 1994, though. 15 years ago (*insert "holy shit I feel old now" here*). Between then and now, a lot of movies have reused a lot of the devices that were so original in...
That's a very optimistic view of how this species would handle first contact with an alien one.
Also a bit naïve, I'm afraid. I'm relatively sure that most people on this planet, when presented with an alien species, would be compelled to find out whether they taste good or not.
Just about everybody from Guilty Gear fits that mold. May has an anchor. Dizzy fights with her wings. Millia uses her hair. Bridget has a yo-yo (she's cute, btw).
No, the giant nail is just ordinary awesome. The super awesome theme music that plays during his special attack? THAT is...
You're absolutely right. Text-over-a-slideshow is a completely original Copyright Ben Croshaw method of delivery. Bob, get to work on that whole "induced hallucination via contamination of the water supply" medium we were discussing, post haste.
Also, I hear Yahtzee's lawsuit against the...
Ugh, no. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways.
People like you are the reason everything sucks now. You would spend $20 to watch a mountain of elephant shit burn for 3 and a half hours if popular opinion said you had to. And if anyone questioned its merits? "Oh, well what else would you expect...
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