Recent content by Lord Benny

Must I go for the closest item? Cause that's my knife, and my knife is boring. And I wouldn't wanna use my hands. Zombies are icky. Full of germs and zombie-cooties. I should be able to avoid my unwanted guest and go for the axe at my sofa table, the machete in my nightstand, or the truncheon...

1. I feel pretty good about it. I smoke 'cause I wan't to, and have yet to get addicted. I like the taste, and it's plesant to take a break in the morning and just sit down at the porch, light one up and take it easy for five minutes plus. Alos, it's a pretty social habit. 2. Dunno. Got too...

I'd say it would be the most practical weapon in the world. Fear is a very important factor in personal weaponry, so you probably wouldn't ever have to worry about firing that thing! Nobody fucks with the guy who can shoot lightning.

Worst: Sorry man, but we're all out of sedatives, so it's really gonna hurt when we eat you alive. Best: Hey buddy. So, we've got some perfect steakes, perfect games, perfect movies and perfectly hot and horny babes, and we want you to try them all out and tell us which is the ultimate best...

Shalashaska. He'd have to do some horrible speech before icing me, and he'd kill me through russian roulette. That makes up for a lot of agony.

Cobalt Bombs in abundance. Grand abundance. And then, I'd get to see if there's any truth in radioactive apocalypse mutating the shit out of people, or if everything just dies. It shall be a big step for science, and a jolly good fun for Lord Emperor Benny.

So it's Fallout 3 except wild west? No, wait, F3 is pretty wild west... So it's Fallout 3 with less cool guns? I geuss that might work out. But the vid didn't say squat about brothels. That kinda sucked. Wild West needs brothels and sassy hookers packing mini-heat! I just won't do without it...

Hrm, that's pretty bad odds. Well, I do 20 minutes on a cross trainer (http://www.bremsheyelliptical.info/images/Bremshey-Orbit-Explorer-Crosstrainer-2008.gif) and 100 lifts/arm with a 7 or 8 pound dumbbell every day. Lost about 6 pounds of fat last week, but I'm also trying to stay off candy...

Whatever the local football team is, you get the opposing teams shirt. Put it on, go for a walk. Soon enough you'll be running from people and it won't ever be boring. If reactions are low, disrespecting the local team at the top of your voice helps. Downside; You might get hooked on adrenaline...

General Ned Ludd and the necessary amount of AK's to arm his army of luddites. I imagine that's the one machine he'd apprechiate, and with Vista still on the market, I'm guessing he'd round up a few million soldiers in one afternoons work.