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    Do you agree with this top 50 - from two decades ago?

    Don't you dare bash Space Hulk! :P It's based on the Warhammer 40K game of the same name.
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    Dynamic Difficulty

    I think you miss the point of dynamic difficultly, in the sense that it is supposed to allow novice players to progress if they are failing and to provide advanced players with bigger rewards i.e. a higher score. God Hand's dynamic difficultly systems works because players want a high score and...
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    Aspiring rap star shoot friends as a sacrifice to the Illuminati

    Just for future reference; the pyramid with the eye is not an illuminati symbol, it is a free masons one. OT: Weird, I just had someone telling me the other day about the illuminati controlling hip hop. I imagine then to be all gangster and shit.
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    "YOU CAN STEER THE TORPEDO?" moments

    YOU CAN TAKE OUT GUARDS BY GIVING THEM POISONED FOOD?! and IF I BLOW UP THE HELICOPTER NOW I CAN MAKE A LATTER LEVEL EASIER?!
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    Good British food... does it exists?

    Well, I was going to provide a defence of our lovely British cuisine but it seems you chaps have beaten me to the punch. Good show! Tea anyone?
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    How to freshen up Call of Duty: Stop using Americans

    [Withdraw Comment] Sorry mate, replied to wrong person. I need sleep!
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    Every kid in the US has to take a test made by you

    I would have them write a few simple essays to demonstrate their rationality. 1)a) Why was Hitler one of the most evil men ever to exist (5 Marks) b) What are the similarities between Hitler and my political enemies? (15 Marks) 2)a) Why are all those who oppose me wrong in every way...
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    Poll: Voice Acting for Protagonists in RPGs - More or less immersive?

    To me, it entirely depends on two factors: 1) Do I sound like that? - Probably the biggest immersion breaker in first person games (i.e, when I'm being me ) is when the main character has a completely different accent to me; and since most game protagonists have American accents, and I have...
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    Games You Didn't Expect to Be Good

    Shadow of the Colossus. I'd never heard of it before, but friend let me borrow it and I put it in the disk tray thinking, "So there's only 16 enemies in the entire game? Well that's shit!". After 5 seconds of play; my jaw collided with the floor, where it remained for the rest of the...
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    C3 Maths Problem

    Arrrgh, of course! Why didn't I think of that? Thanks for the help mate :)
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    C3 Maths Problem

    Hi escapists, I've just started C3 Maths and I'm stuck on this question: f(x)=3-((x-1)/(x-3))+((x+11)/(2x^2-5x-3)) , x<-1 Show that: f(x)=(4x-1)/(2x+1) Any help would be appreciated. Thanks
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    What are your country's wimpy names?

    Unfortunately no, I meant if you were to call your poor little girl Olivia (further reading http://bit.ly/o0BvuM) Although, I should have said 'bullied' rather than 'beaten up', since girls tend to slag each other off rather than physically assault when they're bullying
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    What are your country's wimpy names?

    I'll just leave this here OT: Tarquin and Olivia are probably the names you'd be beaten up for here in the UK
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    Tea Please!! :3

    Being British, I have a mug of black tea with milk and two sugars thrice everyday! (Btw PG Tips = Black tea)
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    Should the UK have a Royal Family?

    *dex-dex has gained +10 intelligence*