Recent content by Lt._nefarious

The Lord of the Rings drinking game! The rules are simple... - Drink whenever there is a close up of the ring. - Drink whenever there is a panoramic screen shot. - Drink whenever Merry and Pippin get up to shenanigans. - Drink whenever Frodo wanders away from the group. - Drink whenever...

Tell him to "fuck off," no more, no less. It's not that polite but it's not insulting and it involves minimum effort on your part. If he comes up to you and starts talking about all that just tell him to fuck off, it's what I'd do. (Disclaimer: I am a prick, do what I would do with extreme...

Well you probably won't do this but telling someone you'll kill yourself is, at least to my understanding, considered emotional blackmail and you could report this former friend of yours and have any contact cut off by law, although that is extreme. If you can reason with him I'd try and...

I think after seeing Sargon of Akaad and Rageaholic's videos on Moviebob he's lost basically all credibility in my eyes, which is a shame because I like what he has to say about movies and I'd happily watch him review movies. His opinions just irk me, but at least people who like what he's got...

I am a sucker for skinny girls, tall and thin. which is what my girlfriend is. And I mean thin, thin which a lot of people I know don't get, but I'm just weird. That said a girl being short and not quite as thin can still be gorgeous in my eyes. I'm basically the scummiest kind of person, I do...

A picture that's been my wallpaper for like a year, mainly because it makes me happy. 'Tis a glorious image!

I'm one of those weird people, I don't have a desk for my PC, it's hooked up to the TV and I sit on the couch with the keyboard on my lap, so there aren't many nerdy things to hand. The only nerdy thing I can reach out and grab right now is probably my collector's edition of Deus Ex: Human...

There are only 2 genders full stop. Purely my opinion, it makes me very unpopular in certain circles, it might make me unpopular here, I've not used this site in a long, long time so I don't know what the general leaning is on topics like this, so I am sorry if this is unpopular but I defy...

Konami! I would make them remake Silent Hill 1-4 in the same way as Halo Anniversary, everything the same but a total graphical re-haul with new, next gen assets and it would be released in a pack with Downpour, Homecoming and Origins. I'd have them port Shattered Dreams to the playstation to...

I, controversially, really did like Unity, horrible and prominent warts and all so I'm sure I'll really like this next one too! Black Flag will remain the best though, purely because pirates.

I think that games, especially ones that let you customize your hero, especially if the game has a more serious tone, will present you with the standard build of a hero. What I mean by that is the build of someone at they're peak, physically. Many men, I think, would see that as being as big...

1- Spec Ops: The Line Why? Because a videogame genuinely made me feel like a bad person, it made me do things I didn't want to and feel bad because what of a bad, bad man I am. A game that makes me feel emotionally dead for the entire ending, is the best game ever. 2- Dragon Age: Inquisition...

Aw, poor Peter Dinklage. First he was the Dinklebot, nonchalantly informing you that this particular wizard had come from the moon and now he's attached to this, based on the money he's probably making I can understand, but come on man, you're talented!

Well, hasn't it been a while, hello again Escapist Forums, old friend! You, dear users, probably don't remember me which, if I'm to be honest, is possibly for the best, as I was a prick (We're allowed to swear right? I remember that being a thing). I'm still a prick, mind you, just in new and...

The 3 girls treated me badly in that they cheated, blamed me for their self harming, stole from me, didn't allow me to see my friends and broke my copy of Fable 3 out of nought but spite. The people giving me advice were mostly younger or the same age as me. And it wasn't just fondling...