Recent content by lulztaco

Thing about games is that players don't want to play as themselves (the average person). Players want to lose themselves in the story and get the feeling that they are awesome. So in the case of male players, they want to feel like powerful bad asses. So as they progress through the game...

Lit the world on fire in minecraft, burning down days/weeks/months of other peoples work. Also leading to people getting lit on fire and dying losing their diamond tools and weapons. On a server that didn't use the console to just give anyone and everyone everything they want. This was also...

vanillite/vanillish/vanilluxe.. the pokemon is literally ice cream...

how bout google.com

It's funny how you have to ***** about the loading screen... I mean you have to criticize about something in the game right? so the fact that its the loading screen shows how awesome the game really is.

Highschool of the Dead, and it is pretty good.

Seeing as how most people are posting about horror, mystery, psychological stuff, I'll post a fantasy. It's called fairy tail. Think if you took a world full of mages and put it in Ireland (with the drunkards and people constantly looking for fights). Also the music (in the show, not the...

Some random woman in assassins creed: brotherhood... she said she needed my money more than me... that pompous *****... lets see who needs it more now that you have a poison blade in your ass...

Maybe not literally... but nintendo does seem to have sega nicely in their pocket...

except that nintendo owns sega... Also apples console would melt faces (literally... all apple products over heat like nothing) and it would cost about 4 grand... and not play very many games... thus defeating the purpose of it being a console...

You must beat every game in Action 52... every... game... then when your done finish it off with a play through of E.T. Also Battletoads: Battlemaniacs... that game is fucking hard...

I wonder how the gravity gun would hold up to Gravityman...

if the person died holding the weapon then it would only make sense that when they become a zombie they still hold onto the weapon. However they would be too brain dead to realize that if they pick up that object over there they can crack your skull open and feast upon your delicious brain. So...

I found an extendable buttscratcher for a couple bucks... could go from like 2 feet long to about 30 feet long... though it was actually a golf ball retriever... still worked as a buttscratcher... Also got a speed racer helmet for a couple bucks and a book titled "how to prevent you child from...

unfortunately... WoW... I've got about 300-400 days of play time in that game... which I quit playing 2-3 years ago...