Recent content by Magic Muffin Man

I hear it occasionally, mainly when there's major weather changes such as a thunderstorm coming in. I always assumed it had something to do with atmospheric pressure, but clearly it was the work of ancient aliens trying to burrow into my brain and learn the secrets of a perfectly prepared...

Ryan Gosling IS Boba Fett! I mean, can't you imagine it? Boba, silently flying around Corusant at night, listening to moody Italo Disco, replying to questions in short, terse answers, and then horrifyingly beating in the faces of rebel scum. I imagine it to win at least 5 oscars that year.

It'd be great if a former bully apologized, but it's not like I NEED it. If anything, it'd just be nice to hear that someone who was an ass in high school turned over a new leaf and felt big enough to apologize for it. It takes balls to admit you're wrong, and I'd appreciate it. But do I need...

No, because Zelda's story has always been a riff on old adventure stories and fairy tales where the adventurer was a young man going through a hero's journey. Besides, you've got a female character in Zelda already, why not give her a game to adventure in?

I own Resident Evil 6. I've beaten Jake's campaign, am halfway-through Leon's, and have yet to touch Chris'. My verdict so far? It's pretty terrible. It plays like a (mediocre) action game, looks like an action game, but has the ammo and health system of a survival horror game. This...

I always assumed the Bieber hate was tied into a jealousy of his fame and fortune, especially considering his age. It's the same with all boy bands, really: people just can't stand someone their age (I say their age because it's always 16 year olds who do this) who's already made more money...

I mainly use OSX Lion, but when I absolutely need to use Windows I'll boot up XP. Although now that 8 is out, I assume copies of 7 will start going on clearance, so maybe it's time to upgrade.

I don't flaunt my brony-fandom, but I don't deny that I like the show. If people have an issue with it, then that's their problem; it's not like I'm forcing them to "join the herd" or anything, I just like watching purple unicorns sing about friendship sometimes, you know?

Playing the Devil's Advocate here, but I say good for her! She's a young writer who's getting a foot in the door with a fun writing project she made in her spare time. Sure, it's probably cliche-ridden drivel, but she's also a 16 year old girl who doesn't know any better. I won't be reading...

Brosnan is still my favorite, partially for nostalgic reasons (Tomorrow Never Dies is the first Bond I remember seeing,) and partially because his portrayal feels like a perfect distillation of the Bonds who came before; he's got Connery's swagger, Moore's wit, and a touch of Dalton's darkness...

Mine's just a picture of Devo that I really like. No big story about it, I just like Devo and I like the picture.

Should all serious games have ridiculous "what if" mini-sequels that add a sense of humor to a mostly straight-laced game? Well, I won't say yes, but I also won't say Undead Nightmare didn't make RDR the best game of 2010, either.

Green River and Mudhoney are the "fathers" of the genre, in terms of influence. Alice in Chains was considered more of a metal band, but they hung out in Seattle and put out the odd grunge song so they got thrown in with the others. If you want some bands that were "around" the scene, but...

Shepard manages to defeat the Reapers, and then awakens in a church, where he looks up and sees that Ashley is alive and well, and dating Tommy Wiseau. No words are spoken, they simply nod at each other and go on, knowing that they moved on. Then a baseball rolls towards Shepard's feet...it...

I once wrote a short story which started off as a typical high school drama piece, then took a turn for the odd with the introduction of Captain Mustard, a magnificent super hero with a tiny golden cape who tried to get the main character to join him on his graham-cracker steed on a journey to...