Recent content by MarkusAurelius77

Well currently its MarkyMark,Aurelius (due to planning skills and current job) or Mr T as my surname is Tester... there are loads based around that so here are a few choice ones; Testerossa TestTube Baby Head (Testa means this in Latin or old Italian or something) Testes Testicular Cancer...

I think it is over-priced, but since I've had my pre-order in with Play.com since January, its costing me £39.99. I sympathise, and wouldn't pay that much myself... Stupid bigwigs not recognising that there is a recession on.... DAMN YOU ACTIVISION!!!!! Rant done

So I'm on PS3, mostly COD4. I'm a member of a clan (AviT) and I was wondering how many of the mighty escapist are in a clan, and also how seriously you take slurs on your clan's abilities? I only accept someone cussing out my clan if its me and my immediate team they have beaten, otherwise it's...

Sorry to continue the COD4 theme here but these were quite epic by my standards. Playing HCHQ with my clan on shipment, got a 32 kill streak that included 2 airstrikes. Didn't kill any of my own team with either, one airstrike killed each member of the other team TWICE. Ended up being 44/3 after...

Umm, just a few "Never regret what you do, regret what you don't" "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" "All it takes for Evil to triumph, is for Good men to stand by and do nothing" Not really a motto, but it sums it up nicely... "When someone is getting you down, remember this. It...

I will paraphrase Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein. "Son, what use is a nuclear bomb if the hand that you use to press the launch button is stuck to the wall?" At which point the drill sargeant throws his knife and pins the recruits hand to the wall. Cue screaming and holding the...

A most impressive effort this week, I can't help but feel that fantastic as the limericks were, the game was perhaps not worth it? I'm looking forward to next week's though, it will be interesting to see his take on Batman.

I've been ninja'd, but "shh, let's not turn a rape into a murder" is hilarious That is good, YOINK! Other favourite is... "so Pizza and a fuck?" If you get an outraged response, slap your forehead, apologise and say " sorry, pizza was a bad choice. (insert other fast food of your...

Only play HCHQ now, and if my clan spot (i.e. get killed by) Martyrdom, we name the guy and just cap him from a distance. Since he'll end up killing his teamates, he will end up sitting out for Friendly Fire. This will happen once or twice, and then one of three things happen: 1) He stops...

Personally, i didn't prestige to 10/55 for bragging rights, i did it for the challenge. It's only muppets who get intimidated by a badge next to your name. If it gives you jollies to say you're better because you have played longer then bully for you, you do indeed have a wonderful and...

I guess you report them to Sony and they get their accounts blocked. However, as I said later on, many have multiple accounts, so the only way it could be stopped is if the IP address for the PS3 is blocked, so the person cannot get back on...ever. A rumour says this is what the fix will be. If...

I rang up Activision to find out what the crack was, and the first thing the phone said was " If you are calling to complain about people cheating on COD4, please be aware that we are aware of the problem and are dealing with it. In the meantime, please note the PSN ID's of the player and report...

Um Hardcore HQ on COD4, playing bog. Start as Marine behind the wall, run out turn and fire my M21 no scope. Kill 2 enemies, one was a headshot. Got major kudos from my team for that bit of luck. Another time on HC Search and Destroy, playing showdown, I killed four of the other team with a...

I've had it on pre-order for 6 months, and am very psyched for it. I find it hard to understand why people would say MW is over-rated, when it is still in the top 10 for sales, 2 years after release. My caln and I have all set up new accounts specifically for MW2 online, which now that i...

Never get bored of discussions like this. Martyrdom is fair in any game mode, except HC due to a very high likelyhood of TK. On HCHQ, just after the cap, getting wiped by your own teammate is very aggravating! The Jugg with Last Stand is very annoying, as someone said. It can take a full...