Recent content by mini-moose

Hard to choose a favourite word but I have been using cuntsicle alot these days.

I guess dead people would be useful; you wouldn't have to kill them when you resort to cannibalism. I think 5 random dead people would be fine, I don't want feed off my friends or family.

Tough choice between the L85A2 and the FN SCAR-Heavy both are good assualt rifles (yes I used the word good because I don't see the death of others as a bad thing).

Apple? Gaming? Pfffft... Wait, what's that? I think I can hear moans of final cut calling it's pimp back. They should really pull out before they fail to please a shit load of people and in the end waste time. Apple should really stick t it's core fanbase who are willing to pay the shiney tax...

Maes Hughes because I too hope to die like a pussy.

Not even if I knew the fucker. Pfft their lives hold no relevance to mine.

Invader Zim.

Maybe because most mainstream 'girl gamers' (I don't see why they can't be just gamers) seem like annoying little shits but that's far from the truth, our clan leader is a girl not because she's good at the game but because we thought it would be amusing. Also I don't talk to employees' of...

You'll notice notice most girls ask if they look fat, that's because they live in crippling self-doubt and need to be told they look pretty/skinny. Some girls say they look fat so the person within ear shot will deny it and call them pretty/skinny... Do you see where this is going? Next time you...

Fucking hilarious; beware of the teen pregnancies!

I guess Japan is getting tired of the weeboos. I can't complain as I constantly mock the Japanese tourists because they can't speak English properly and stand around with cameras blocking the roads. "Me rickey pict-chaas!"

I want to be a giant slug that spits salt but the salt my body makes is killing me.

Some asian women are cute (not all of them) because they look young and they're still legal however if you date a cute western girl people will shout "Paedophile!" Sad but true.

World fucked move to moon. Pet love? Pretty much beastiality. Jade Goody, still alive? Petrol available on credit.

That was fast, glad to know humour and satire is lost on this community but hey as long as we're all happy clappy chappies who suck up to everyone everything will be fine. Oh I actually read the PM I got, apparently the gods of humour at The Escapist know what's funny and what's not. Wait I can...