Recent content by NOHC

Brilliance. Utter, complete brilliance.

NO HC...pretty self explanatory, really, though my ID doesn't have a thing to do with hazardous chemicals, or where you can transport them.

Bad Religion - No Control

I'd go buy a Subaru, and play me some fast pitch softball.

John McClane Johnny Rico Casey Ryback Martin Riggs Ellen Ripley Jack o'Neill Carl Spackler

I was married for 10+ years. I'm as good as monosexual at this point.

Guys, I'd love to tell you about this video game I just played, but I'm not going to, out of fear I'd go to jail.

If we weren't supposed to eat the animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat.

Not being able to download the update would solve the issue, wouldn't it? :D

If they're replacing update bricked ones, knowing my luck, my long-out-of-warranty, been RRoD fixed by MS once already, twice by me, 06' Xenon will get bricked, and I'll be SOL...

So, the 'popped collar' is a given, right? :D

What some of my cars have said about me: 94' GTP Grand Prix - That I spent more time in rental cars than driving my GTP, and that I really wanted an Alfa Romeo to sit broken down in my driveway, but I just couldn't commit to watching it rust while not driving it. 90' Cutlass Supreme...

First and foremost, he is still, and will always be your brother, regardless of his sexuality. Be there for him, for support, and someone to talk to when times are tough for him, just like brothers should.

Yes. Most of them. The one I like is my own.

I ask the police officer to taser me, for the extra jolt, 'cause the viagra isn't working.