Recent content by OMGaNOODLE

Visit her in person first. She may think you're stalking her or something. o_O

Mm, I'd love to be the Gov. of California myself. Wouldn't it be great to snatch up a young boy and tell him that he's my primary objective, followed by very large explosions, car chases, and gunfire? Wait... what?

His heart simply doesn't "beat it" anymore. :X

This.

Oh wow. It's not really cruel and unusual punishment, but it IS a high and unreasonable amount. Much cheaper to get an iPod + iTunes. ;D

I think he's better than Vanilla Ice, but I think his true stories are to an extent. :/

This. http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Power_Rangers_Red_Ranger-Costume.jpg

They import quite a bit of fuel... An economic stranglehold may be needed to fix the problem. Can't build nukes without transportation, materials, equipment, etc.

"Ignorance isn't bliss, but it's pretty damn close. I love being oblivious."

Dammit Mexico. This is why we can't have nice things. Well, Mexico AND Kim Jong.

Everyone would go insane and kill him/herself just to see what's on the other side. If anything. :D

Snubble. I do love my Chinese food. http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/snubble.jpg

Oh that's grand. You've earned a permanent probation for your acts of trolling. The reason you're here is to entertain the populace and eventually die.

Being politically correct only slightly mitigates the sting behind words, that is, if you use the proper nouns/verbs/adj./etc. The phrase "politically correct" was most likely coined in a less formal place, but a place in which people didn't want to hear the F-bomb dropped every two words. Nor...

Religion. I don't really care which. Hell, I'd go athiest if it would make everyone happy. Without religious ideals, the world would be a much easier place to live in, no? No Palistinian/Israelite conflict, no Chinese purging of the monks, etc. Material assets started a few wars, but it's...