Recent content by OniKon

ok well in arms reach i have a: dagger flick knife handbow ka-bar kirpan korambit kukri lock knife paratrooper dagger stiletto knife toggle knife and if I managed to dive out the way I could probably reach my rack of swords on the other side of the room

two words "flaming bible"

"I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your jeans" sadly that line only ever works on geneticists

shark gun hands down and those little spider grenades from snowblind

usually I would rattle off several strategies involving nukes, EMP, direct energy weapons, paradoxes Etc. but now thanks to Daniel H. Wilson I can point to this book and say "pretty much that"

ps3 piracy is inevitable. but it wont really take off until blu ray burners are cheap and widely available. after all pirates are by their very nature cheapskates. after that its just a simple matter of hacking the firmware.

I've always found that I have really weird and vivid dreams whenever I drink sage tea (natural cough remedy)

the fastest I usually get is 1.2MB/s which is about half my total speed. I swear I got the whole 2.4MB/s once but it was only for a few seconds and I might of imagined it.

assuming that death is just one single entity, has lived for over 10,000 years and even still has a brain and is not just a skeleton as commonly depicted he must be suffering some wicked memory loss. besides just because he has lived for millennia and has seen empires rise and fall doesn't mean...

mortal kombat seems appropriate. but I would probably go for trivial pursuit.

katie. just because im a sucker for bad puns.

custard creams, chocolate biscuits, cheap cola with lots of ice and St Clements when I have some orange juice.

which begs the question. if ones pelvic structure is too large to physically allow such a waistline are they exempt or do they have to undergo re constructive surgery. personally I think the media are making up laws again. like they did with that "curvy cucumbers" ban