Recent content by Onyxblackwolf

No but seriously, both series were awful reads. I've seen Eragon the film (only after watching Manos: The Hands of Fate - shitty movie double feature!). I've yet to see Twilight, though I actually WANT to, as it's reached such awful proportions that I'm sure it's gone all the way around and...

I was under the impression that the Sniper was from New Zealand.

If you think the RE movies are a respectful rendition of the source material then you're crazier than W.S. Anderson. The Alice character is a Mary Sue that's even stronger than the crazy super-speed bullet dodging Wesker of RE5 but without any of the Wesker charms. She's entirely unlikable, but...

Wow she's gross looking. Notice to Women: IT'S NOT HOT WHEN YOU WEAR MULTIPLE POUNDS OF MAKEUP. Side note: This entire experience is just going to be her going "Ow, ow, ow, no okay I can do this...ow...fuck...ow ow ow stop for a minute....ow I SAID STOP GOD." No amount of money is worth that.

Here's the thing - just because our ancestors did horrifying things in the past, doesn't mean we're doing it NOW. So the OP's question isn't at all answered, or indeed even helped along by your constant "Yeah okay whatever, but you guys remember a couple hundred years ago? That stuff was bad and...

Yes we get it. But again, how does applying 1400's - 1800's European violent colonization apply to how society and cultures merge today. I'm pretty sure the OP isn't asking questions about how to fight off an incoming culture that's attempting to conquer the lands with far more advanced...

Yes, yes, thank you, I know topics like this have been done before. It doesn't necessarily stop me from being interested in people's answers. Especially new people who perhaps, are interested in replying to a long since dead thread of the same persuasion. But it was nice of a bunch of extra...

Yes. Yes tell me your ONE, count it, ONE choice in super power. Hell if you want, tell me your Superhero persona. However, there are some caveats to this - I'm going to rule out some powers - because establishing a confusing meta-verse of super heroes based on The Escapist forum-goers is...

Oh I get it. Because Batman is a pedophile. And thanks to superdickery.com, we know that Superman is a jackoff. (As if we didn't know that already AMIRITE?)

Quickly man! Go pick up a Gamecube and a PS2 and both buy and play these games in this order: Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes - GC Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - PS2 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - PS2 Then it will be clear...that and you'll have played some damn fun games!

I'm about to make everyone's day forever. Watch this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2WkHLIweE], and love. I am so glad that the Metal Gear Solid cast did this. I love them. All of the cut scenes in all of the games should have been like this.

I would read the hell out of this. Deadpool annoying the ever loving hell out of Wolverine sounds awesome. It is for this same reason I'm getting more and more tempted to pick up Cable and Deadpool...even though I think Cable is lame. (And to be honest I've hardly heard people talk about that...

This sounds very reasonable. I agree to your terms and conditions amicably and so The Runaway Panda Jury is being written.

Wrong. This game's cutscenes are mostly nonsense meant to be "deep" and it deserved a solid roasting. If you can sit through the ending cinematic without wishing it to be OVER GOD JUST END then there's something clearly wrong with your brain. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed PLAYING this game...

This! Toast of War Toastershock and then Prince of Toaster: Bread of Time Alright OP,you have three books right there. If I don't hear that you're writing these, then I'm going to be extremely disappointed. We put work into this!