Recent content by Orpheus III

Wait, so it's Ultimate Marvel in name only? Which also means no Ultimate Capcom characters. Son of a *****, they made me watch a trailer for Super Marvel Vs. Capcom just by changing the name.

I agree with pretty much everything the OP said. In general, the best criticisms of the game are that it has those copypasta maps and that it isn't DA:O.

The thing I got out of the article sparking this particular thread is that BioWare doesn't know what Tali looks like, and opinions in the office are just as divided as they are on the interwebs. There are people at BioWare lobbying for one Tali-face or another, and no conclusion is getting...

No. Under no fucking circumstances should you be allowed to do to a minor what is illegal to do to an adult.

First try, nobody died. I was glowing for ages.

WWI was convoluted as hell, whereas WWII was a pretty binary affair.

I loved DA2. It was nowhere near as deep as DA:O, and it was pretty obviously not finished, but it still was a fantastic game. DA3 will be better, though. BioWare hasn't gotten this far by being dumbasses.

Favorites: Pyro and Sniper. I usually suck as sniper, but every once in a while get 10 headshots in a row or some other crazy thing. The unfavorite: Heavy. I can win easier if I go heavy, but being that slow just bores the crap outa me.

Symphony of the Night, Deus Ex, Eternal Darkness, and The World Ends with you. Yeah, I know it's only four years old, but it was SO GOOD and they aren't getting around to a sequel.

I don't care how or why, I'm just happy they're gone.

He's clearly Martin Sheen. It's not like he'd die of age or anything, right? But seriously, just read the wiki entry. It takes less effort than reading this page.

In an active volcano. I mean, FUCK.

Actually, it's in ModNation Racers, and it is AWESOME.

This. They're harvesting lulz from other people's lulz, leaving them without any lulz. Which is the definition of not funny.

The ending was great, but what made it unique was that you participated. Lots of other games would have the whole damn ending be a cutscene, but you had to manually activate the RFI--or if evil, kill Zeke yourself. By no means Bioware-crushing, but these little touches really do count.