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    Zero Punctuation: Mortal Kombat

    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gamehunters/post/2011/05/npd-mortal-kombat-helps-video-game-industry-fight-to-bullish-month/1 "Mortal Kombat struggles for relevance", huh? Yahtzee's opinion on fighting games should be taken with Everest amounts of salt. He never talks about the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

    Yahtzee lost of his credibility with this review. Minecraft is just another boring grindfest hidden behind the fact that you can build stuff with blocks. In other words, garbage.
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    Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

    Some of you are pathetic, like coming out below or above average means anything. If you got a confidence boost from reading this, chances are you didn't have much confidence in the first place. Who cares if you're more or less than average? Get a grip, people.
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    I'm jealous.

    Christ, you're pathetic and clingy. Women interpret jealousy as insecurity and thus is a huge turnoff for them. Cut it out or it's going to end badly.
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    Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

    This was the funniest review he's done in a while. I was getting worried for a while because his reviews were starting to bore me. I was laughing all the way through this one. Thanks Yahtzee.
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    Shutter Island-Spoiler Warning

    The trailer kind of pissed me off because it laid out all the plot elements that the book only subtly hints at throughout, allowing the ending to blindside you like a traffic accident. So yes, I could see why most people think you'd have to be retarded to not see it coming. Don't get me...
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    To the people who don't pirate: Is life really so bad?

    I pirate music, games, TV shows, movies, software, books, and magazines. Nope, that's it. No moral compensatory bullshit; I'm just kind of an asshole. Pirates who try to justify their behavior are just as stupid as the ethical perfectionists that condemn it. Anti-pirates need to...
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    Poll: Any Romantics out there?

    This thread has an awful lot of boo-hooing and ass-patting. Stop sitting around feeling sorry for yourself and go outside and talk to people. Social skills are like ANY other skill and need to be honed in order to be of any use. People use words like "charisma" and "charm" to make it seem...
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    Zero Punctuation: XBLA Double Bill

    Everyone complaining about the Hitler comment needs to crawl out from under their rock now. The world isn't a shiny place filled with butterflies and rainbow puppy farts; grow some thicker skin and quit crying. Yahtzee couldn't be more right about the nostalgia. I can't stand the awkward 30+...
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    Why do publisher's release BAD games?

    It's easy to release the same rehashed crap over and over again instead of sitting down and actually producing creative gaming elements. However, I think this can partially be contributed to strict deadlines and software limitations as well. Game engines are not something easily perfected...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Thank God you reminded me. I completely forgot this was an internet forum full of opinions. While I agree with Yahtzee, he needs to stop being a wuss and play on Hard. That's how you fully experience any game, especially something as detailed as MGS. Let's try wearing our big boy pants now...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    I'm a huge MGS fanboy (I own all of Yoji Shinkawa's MGS art books). There isn't much I don't like about this brilliant series. That being said, Yahtzee was 100% correct. MGS4 is the most un-polished game in the series. It just doesn't hold itself to the same standard as its predecessors. The...