Recent content by Owen Majkowski

It's a pinky demon from Doom 3 wearing a santa claus hat. not much to see here. I used to switch it to a different version depending on what holiday was coming up next, but I got lazy.

I choose shapeshifting, simply because it would grant access to other abilities as well. shift into something faster, or something that can fly, or something super strong. You get the idea.

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

I've never actually been caught, but it's been close. After me and my then Gf's first time, we decided to shower together. Literally moments after we get out my parents come home. My sister has come home literally seconds after my GF (same girl) and I got our clothes back on.

Little shit deserved to get punished, but perhaps this wasnt the way to do it. Public humiliation is more appropriate, as long as he knows that it's because of his bullying.

Rostungur Horker-Bane. an unarmed fighting nord who truly believes that the Horkers are a bigger threat to Nirn than the dragons. Ulfric: "We need to get rid of these damn dragons!" Rostungur: "SCREW THE DRAGONS!!! THE HORKERS ARE THE REAL THREAT!" Ulfric:.......

Once playing Modern Warfare two I messaged a guy to look up. then smacked him in the face with a predator missile. In UT3 on Facing worlds I sniped the entire enemy team. again. and again. and again. They got so pissed it was glorious

Lactation, but without the woman being pregnant. While bearing a child is a beautiful miracle, I do not find a woman in such a condition to be arousing. However, Lactation in and of itself I like.

Oh! just remembered two more. 1. not as interesting, wacking myself and it ended up flying into my mouth. that was weird. 2. Me and a friend at were playing pool, and my genius idea was to make a bet. If I won, she'd have to give me a blowjob, and if I lost, then I would keep myself shaved for...

Is he going to give the lion a "Lion King"?

Let's see, there was my first time, just this past year (18), in which nothing remotely odd or funny happened. And then there was the next time (with the same girl), about a month later. It turns out, she had a bit of a fetish for a certain golden fluid, and asked if I would indulge her just...

Unless backward compatibility is announced,I honestly couldn't give two shits about this.

Georgia. so lots of Grass, flying, And Bug types. goody.

that enderman was not amused. but I was.

well, whilst wandering the halls of Rapture, I stumbled upon a plaque showing prices for various funeral implements and ceremonies. My body will be cremated, then placed into 5 seperate urns. each of these urns will be placed into a different style of coffin, ranging from mahogany to different...