Poll: Are you going to be buried or cremated?

[Substitute Troll]

I don't give two shits about either. As it's stupid to plan how your body will be handled after you die, since you won't give a shit after you die.

I'll just tell my family to do whatever the fuck they want. Donate it to science, burn it, bury it, inhale it. Whatever they want.

 

[CleverCover]

Cremated and my ashes thrown into the water or space.

Depends on how much money I have left to burn by the point of my death.

 

[Conn1496]

Basically I want to time it just right so that when I'm about to croak, I'll be shipped off to a butcher shop alive and have the butcher carve my body up without sedatives, and while I'm screaming in agony and horror, a cameraman will be capturing every last bit of it.

The meat removed from my body will be shipped off to Africa along with the movie and a portable TV with DVD player. We'll find a very poor village with many starving children and invite a half dozen to a special cookout inside a locked and gated area. A chef will walk into the area carrying my meat and begin to barbeque it all, meanwhile an announcer will inform the children that the meat is from an actual human being.

The children will be repulsed at this news, but will still be willing to eat me, as they begin to eat my flesh, the movie will start playing to sort of create the effect that they are eating me alive.

This how my body shall be treated after death.

Freak...

I have a really odd belief...
I think it would be a good idea to be fed to a wild animal.
IDK, I just sorta like the idea that the energy from my body would get passed down the food chain. It's like, your energy, your very soul being given to feed another living creature.
I sorta believe in reincarnation too, so if my energy is passed on to another creature then, I guess like... my energy may be used to give the animal's offspring new life, and that, I may be reborn as that animal... I know it's kind of an odd belief but, I like it. It's my own piece of belief.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Neither, I'll be launched out of a cannon into the sun.

So I guess cremation.

 

[ccggenius12]

I'm set to be an organ donor, but I have a feeling I'm going to die alone in an apartment, my body not discovered until long after the organs have stopped being usable. In either case, there's a company in the UK that'll turn your remains into an LP record. I'd very much like to be a copy of Weird Al's "Dare to Be Stupid" because the concept amuses me.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I really don't give a damn. Like, at all.

 

[universaltraveller]

i wanna be taxadermied into a pose of me suplexing a lion.

THIS, but I want to be harvested aswell...

 

[Antitonic]

Stuffed and mounted, posed like Andy Capp on the couch.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

While I'd normally say I don't give a damn since I'll be dead, BUT I want to be buried.

What if there's finally a zombie apocalypse while I'm dead? I don't want to miss out on that.

 

[Roamin11]

Neither I'm going to hope that cannibalism becomes legal and feed my mourners.... If not I'll do it like the white glove society, sneak it in the entree and not tell a soul!

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

" From dust we came and dust we shall return"..So whatever cheapest at the time when that matters I don't care I just don't want to die and be inconvenient to my family.

 

[renegade7]

I want my brain put in a robot

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

"the thought of my corpse rotting in a wooden box underground disgusts me,"

But being burnt to the extent that most of 'you' is actually the box they burned you in doesn't? Right then. At least they could dig you up and take you on day-trips for some time after you'd died, if you were buried.

I think I'll get buried at sea. I hear they give you lesbian mermaids in heaven if you do that.

Hmmm... Problem is they are lesbian... they wont be interested in you! And they will probably be fat, and butch... And they dont have the regular female anatomy, as they are lesbian!

OT... Its hard to know that. What ever happenes, I wouldn't be up to me anyway! Personally I don't care either way. If I die, I don't see why there should be a ceremony! Its all just supersticion, born out of old religeous beleifs that bodys cannot pass to the afterlife without a set procedure. If my family and friends need a ceremony to close a chapter in their lives in order to move on, then who am I to dectate how they should do it? I'll be dead, its pretty selfish if I'm not going to be consiously there anyway!

 

[Optiluiz]

Neither I'm going to hope that cannibalism becomes legal and feed my mourners.... If not I'll do it like the white glove society, sneak it in the entree and not tell a soul!

Lulz. I started a fight accidently in their Casino. No one was left to tell the tale. Strangely though, when I went back in there a while later there were no more bodies.

I'm certainly getting cremated. After I donate everything that can be donated.

 

[Cogwheel]

Uh...

I don't know. Whichever's cheapest, I guess?

 

[Douchebag intent]

I want a Weekend at Bernies type of fureral. Gonna dance my death away baby.

 

[Queen Michael]

It's neither of them, pal, the dinosaurs will eat my corpse so there'll be nothing left.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I'd like my body to be carved up for spare parts when I go, not like I'm going to need them - So yes, a 'donate to science' option would be nice. Not sure what they do with the corpses they're given, not particularly concerned either.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

They could put me in a plastic bag then dump me down a sewer system for all I care.

Burned, I guess.

 

[Owen Majkowski]

well, whilst wandering the halls of Rapture, I stumbled upon a plaque showing prices for various funeral implements and ceremonies. My body will be cremated, then placed into 5 seperate urns. each of these urns will be placed into a different style of coffin, ranging from mahogany to different metals. each of these will have seperate services, and will be buried seperately. one week later, they will be dug up one at a time, have another ceremony, and be shot from cannons into the ocean. I figured out the cost of this, including inflation, and it came out to around $21 million. in cash, please.