Poll: Are you going to be buried or cremated?

[thePyro_13]

I'm not planning on dying.

Honestly I don't care, whichever members of my family that are still alive can choose. At than point it doesn't make a difference to me. So whatever makes them feel happy or is most financially viable.

 

[toothofymir]

Neither. I plan on going out this way:

Crushed by the boulder he was studying

 

[Randomperson9999999]

i want my apprentice if i ever have one to cremate my body as a single tear runs down his eye

 

[Gardenia]

All my viable organs harvested, and my body donated to science. After that, buried in something that's easily broken down by nature.
All that "expensive coffins"-business disgusts me to my very core. If it was legal, I'd ask to have my body eaten by pigs.

 

[Bobbity]

Cremated. There are a couple of pretty big graveyards in my city, and fuck are they depressing.

Besides, spending money on a coffin has always struck me as pretty self centred. I mean, you're not even going to get any satisfaction out of the bloody thing. Might as well just donate the money to charity, or somesuch.

 

[Kopikatsu]

I don't care what's done with my body after I'm dead since...you know...I'd be dead.

 

[uzo]

Isn't there that other option .. cryo-somethingorother? You're frozen solid and then pulverized into a fine powder. Apparently the nutrients of your body are very rapidly absorbed if a tree is planted in .. umm .. you.

 

[Dags90]

I think I'll get buried at sea. I hear they give you lesbian mermaids in heaven if you do that.

Are they the mermaids with the lady parts up top, or down below?

I haven't decided, either cremated or buried without embalming.

 

[Badong]

With the lack of space where I live, getting buried may not be an option. So yes, I want to be cremated, and my ashes stored in a small monument in my family's farmland.

 

[The Night Shade]

"With you around, I'd rather be fumigated"

 

[Anarchemitis]

In a personal sense, I wouldn't care if I was put into a garbage bag and left out on the curb the day after I kick the bucket.

In a practical sense, I think I'll have my body donated to medical research or some such. I'll be darned if I can't save a life, either in my life time or indirectly after it.

If neither are permissible, I'll be cremated and have my ashes something something something. That part I'll fill in when I'm writing my Will.

 

[Wereduck]

Cremation; the worms can just suck it.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'd like to be buried because I'd like some place for my relatives to visit and remember me. Although I find the idea of being scattered throughout the winds cool, I feel that people would forget me if there is no proper place to remember and mourn over me.

 

[Phlakes]

Cryogenics, bitches. While you're all dissipated into the air or in the digestive systems of very satisfied worms, I'll be in the future!

 

[Treblaine]

I want to be buried at sea. I don't even like boats or the ocean particularly I just like how anonymous it is, there isn't a grave that someone will ever likely want to dig up or build something over. Drop me into a site of sedimentation, I know my remains will be undisturbed.

Unless...

 

[Blobpie]

Neither!
My glorious corpse deserves to be mummified! Then have a god damn pyramid built on top of it!

Only smucks have their remains buried or cremated!

 

[Fugitive Panda]

Probably cremated, I don't like the idea of my body taking up more space on this earth after death.

 

[Dorian6]

I'll just donate my body to science. Let scientists do experiments on it, give it to med students to practice on. I won't care, I won't be able to care, I'll be dead.

Better that my corpse get some use rather than making my family spend thousands of dollars on something they're just gonna bury in the ground. And once they're done, they'll just incinerate me anyway, so....cremation I guess.

OH! Unless I die in battle, in which case push me out to sea and set me on fire, that I may feast at the All-Father's side in Valhalla until Ragnarok.

 

[brainslurper]

I'd probably get cremated... though I'm not sure what I'd do with the ashes...

I would have a friend bleach them and sell them as cocaine. That is the best use I can think of.