Recent content by palles3

Well I?m in Scotland so we just get on with it, right up to the point that when I was at work and had to direct traffic out of the car park I fell unconscious because my body temperature fell so rapidly.

all cars must travel at a minimum speed of 100 mph

Now i have only ever said this when drunk but, i was out with some mates and we went to this bar and got talking to a group of girls, one of which i liked the look of. Any way my mate sees me talking to her and told me to stop flirting with her and i told him that i wasn't. He then said "of...

The Saint by Dan abnett