Peter Mandelson is now illegal. He must not be harboured, smuggled or given a seat in Parliament.
If you had the power to enact any wacky law, what would it be?
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Michael Bay is forbidden to be involved with any part of any movie. This means no contact with the studio, the producer, ,the cast, the writers, the relatives of the writers, the oxygen breathed by the writers, etc.
Sarah Palin and Peter Molyneux must shut up. Forever.
Sarah Palin and Peter Molyneux must shut up. Forever.
Can we save up LOLCat views? As in, could we not look at them for a day, and then look at six the next?tharwen said:
All women?stiver said:
On topic: Telling someone they need a haircut is punishable by slow, agonizing torture, leading to confinement in prison for life. They're not getting off easy with a death sentence.
My law would be based on this: (at 4:25)
"All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody til we're all the same color."
"All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody til we're all the same color."
...killed to death with murder?Joshimodo said:
i would make everyone who walks within a 5 metres of me has to tell me a joke ... and god help them if its not funny ill make them look like the six flags mascot
Not being able to count to potato is punishable by death
Caturday is an official holiday
All things disney will be killed with fire
pants and underwear are optional on females below the age of 30 and above 16
douchebags will be incinerated
the only food allowed to be eaten on fridays are tacos
younger sisters will be deported to Turkey
leif eriksons day is official and worldwide
choosy moms MUST choose jif
pocketed tots shall never be kicked
Tom Burgeron will be forced to manufacture smelly cheese at the sargento factory for a year and then will be murdered on site
the electric slide is illegal and punishable by an eternity of cupid shuffling in prison
360 fanboys will perish for life in a giant inpenetrable RRoD'ed xbox
Episode 3 must come out by June of 2010 or the Valve development team will be tortured with vision-less head crab braces for 1 month, and then the development team will be bolstered with 200 new programmers and designers.
Miley Cyrus shall have her horse teeth removed or be put in a stable for the remainder of her life
Caturday is an official holiday
All things disney will be killed with fire
pants and underwear are optional on females below the age of 30 and above 16
douchebags will be incinerated
the only food allowed to be eaten on fridays are tacos
younger sisters will be deported to Turkey
leif eriksons day is official and worldwide
choosy moms MUST choose jif
pocketed tots shall never be kicked
Tom Burgeron will be forced to manufacture smelly cheese at the sargento factory for a year and then will be murdered on site
the electric slide is illegal and punishable by an eternity of cupid shuffling in prison
360 fanboys will perish for life in a giant inpenetrable RRoD'ed xbox
Episode 3 must come out by June of 2010 or the Valve development team will be tortured with vision-less head crab braces for 1 month, and then the development team will be bolstered with 200 new programmers and designers.
Miley Cyrus shall have her horse teeth removed or be put in a stable for the remainder of her life
YES! This. I don't know if I've just been spoiled when it comes for forums, but no-content posts are a plague in this place. Any "Favourite this" "Worst that" "Which of those went down hill" thread just ends up as a list of titles. A LIST! Gibbering morons howling their opinions into the skies.theSovietConnection said:
Clue:Nobody cares about your opinion. It's the internet, they don't know you. You mean nothing to them beyond the information you impart in your post. So put some thought in! Have some reasoning! Try and challenge that faceless being at the other end of the tubes.
On topic: (Came to me whilst watching The Hills Have Eyes a few hours ago) No horror film shall be permitted to have the villain run between the protagonist and the camera. It's a stupid, cliched, overused trick just to create a jump-scare. And it's horrible.