Recent content by Penemue

Wario Land on Gameboy. I think.

Kuchu Buranko. A guy in a giant green bear suit runs around an LSD trip version of Tokyo curing people of psychological ailments and getting off on the injections his sexy nurse assistant gives them (which also turn them into animals)... I don't even know, man.

You're sitting in the back of an empty bus. An old man boards and sits in the seat right next to you and smiles for the next fifteen minutes. You have to press A repeatedly to fidget uncomfortably. (If you don't fidget enough he starts telling you an awkward story about his grandchild's potty...

I took a long walk down the road and, to be spontaneous, decided to only stop when I got too tired to go on (to see where I ended up at that point). Nowhere in this equation did I realize that I'd have to walk all the way back home after stopping. It wasn't a fun day.

I think humanity's kind of cool... We may be screwed up, but we're screwed up by our own standards. We'd be a perfectly normal species if we hadn't gone and given ourselves morals.

I've always liked Nessie :) I love most urban legends, but I'm not sure if I actually believe in them or if I just think "man, it would be so cool if that were true"

There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "You man the guns, I'll drive."

Jurassic Park, Airplane, Young Frankenstein, It's A Wonderful Life

1. Mirrors, definitely. If I look into a mirror for too long I tend to start thinking weird things about perspective and death and it gives me the shakes. Plus half the time I expect to see a ghost standing behind my reflection or something cinematic like that. 2. I always have to check the...