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You step forward and sock him in the face. The man was stumbles backwards, dropping his briefcase on your doorstep. "I see," says the business man. His form dissipates into a thick darkness that becomes one with the blackness around you. What now?

You open the door with a broom in your hand. "Hello!" says the businessman, standing politely at your doorstep. His skin is stretched awkwardly around his skull. "I have a proposition for you. Could I come in?"

You take a look through the peephole. Your doorstep seems untouched by the darkness, but beyond that there is an infinity of nothing. At your doorstep is a man in a business suit. He's wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. He is grinning from ear to ear, knocking slowly on your door. As you...

Let's do a Choose Your Own Adventure type of game. I did one here earlier: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.881554-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure?page=1 The skinny is you post commands that start with verbs and I'll execute whichever one gets the most votes, or if it's a tie I'll...

Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Death applauded during the whole thing but started outright yelling and cheering by the end. Demeter was jumping up and down to the sick beat and did a vaguely uncomfortable-to-watch dance during the "Harvest Time" bit. Z'Z'Z'Z'D simply stares, absolutely...

DJ Ren and Dj Jazzy Jeff shake their heads as they know they could easily school both these fools in the art of sick rhymes. Still, they look on, eager to see which of these amateurs can overcome the other. You impress the audience with your seamless blending of attacks and sick rhymes. Death...

Holy shit, the judges are wowed. Death gives a bony thumbs up. 9/10. Z'Z'Z'Z'D heartily enjoys how you mentioned that D'Z'Z'Z'Z should listen to his father. 11/10. Demeter tastes some of the gravy and decides that while gravy is good, it's not like, the greatest food around. Gravy/10. You...

I'm beginning to feel like a Gravy God, Gravy God Pour some gravy from the front to the back God, back God Now who thinks their gravy's good enough to slap box, slap box? They said I gravy like a gravy, so call me gravy-gravy You step through the portal and see D'Z'Z'Z'Z in the Land of the...

You kiss The Secretkeeper. Asha turns her head. You run over the Asha and kiss her too. Everyone is incredibly confused. "Sanity wins!" you yell. You now have full sanity? I guess? Yeah, sure, why not. You are no longer in the confines of your mind, but Asha brought gravy with her to the land...

You undress. This is not only completely normal but also highly logical. Your feet patter across the red dust. You aim far off in the distance and swipe through reality with Death's scythe. A hole in reality opens just below the running Secretkeeper. You aim in the air and swipe again. The...

"dzzzz doesn't do much killing," says Death sadly. "he just drives his victims to insanity | i don't get any souls that way." "I am here to punch him with my mortal fists!" you say boldly. Death seems impressed by your vigour. "no mortal can slay dzzzz, however," says Death. "unless you were...

Death looks down. "oh," he says, "dzzzz | i hate that guy | such a nuisance | devouring worlds and such." Death touches the tentacles and they shrivel into nothingness. You recognize this ability as the same one Asha has.

"nemo is down that hole," says Death, pointing down that hole. The Secretkeeper you see is far off in the distance. She holds The Secret in her hands. Tentacles are starting to wrap around Death's foot.

You jump through the Black Mirror and it shatters. You are now in The Land of the Dead. You are awake now. You are in a desert of red sand. There is a deep hole in the ground. You are still alive, but nothing around you for miles seems to make a sound. "Can I speak to the writers?" you ask...

Tentacles crawl out of your father's mouth. "FINE!" says D'Z'Z'Z'Z's voice. Your father explodes into D'Z'Z'Z'Z himself, towering over you. "IF YOU WON'T MAKE YOUR LITERAL WISH, YOU CAN DIE IN YOUR OWN SUBCONSCIOUS!" You gasp. "THAT'S RIGHT!"says D'Z'Z'Z'Z, "I AM YOUR FATHER!" You gasp in...