Recent content by Phlopsy

Yes, THIS, all of this. I definitely feel like I'm being shepherded along in New Vegas, like the main plot line is just kind of sitting there, tapping its foot and checking its watch, waiting for me to check the next task off its list. I feel like I have to go hunting for side quests and 90 of...

I don't see how you can say he disregarded it given that the review clearly shows that he played a good deal of the game. To the point, I've always felt that the Oblivion-style games strike a good balance. Yes you can basically teleport, but you have to at least hike there on foot and...

You know that's not normal, right? You should see a doctor. That's like saying you don't shit or don't sleep.

In Super Mario Brothers 2 if you managed to sprint perfectly at the end of a level you could jump over the flagpole. You could make Ken/Ryu do the random red fireball if you knew the right technique. There really was a blood code on the SNES version of Mortal Kombat, but only a few...

Nope, not legal. Go hire a lawyer and sue him over your $20.

I'd say all is fair game, except for one thing... Eddie Gordo. When I went to trade in Tekken 6, the clerk opened the box and the disc fell out in 9 pieces. I had forgotten that I even did that. I must have blacked out in my rage.

So many of you aren't going to get this game just because Yahtzee gave it a shitty review? Isn't that kind of what he gets paid to do? It was a funny review and I enjoyed it, but I thought Alan Wake was one of the best written games I've ever played. It might be second only to Call of Cthulhu.

Yes. What they must have meant to say was that it was CRAP. Utter, steaming, unadulterated, homogenized, pasteurized corn-fettered crap.

Call of Cthulhu had probably the most disturbing ending of any game I've ever played.

I don't understand why people always complain about the long animations for the grab kills. Nothing is forcing you to use the grab kills, they are an option. If you do the instant kill move you balance that advantage with the disadvantage of being vulnerable. If you don't want to suffer the...

Personally I love this game. It's not perfect, but the multiplayer is a great alternative when I just don't feel like spending another hour on the same old CoD maps with the same old CoD weapons. Munching predator brains is a blast.

I'm less disturbed by the horn than the fact that she is apparently munching on a pigeon.

Quite a few of the children in Fallout 3. Made me want to buy a gaming PC just so I could get the mod. M. Bison, just because the AI fucking CHEATS. That whiny neurotic biotic from Mass Effect 1, sending him on a suicide mission wasn't enough for me. Mario in Super Mario Bros. 1...

No, it was a cave. And there had been kids down there. And there were stripper stages complete with poles. And the floor were all littered with teddy bears and milk bottles.

I don't remember, it's been months since I played Fallout. But that cave gave me the willies more than anything else in the whole game. If I remember right there were some other subtle cues like journals or some other backstory that implied what was happening there.