Recent content by pigmonkey

a band doesn't have to be popular to be good, in fact really popualar bands are usually shit, like backstreet boys, nickleback, ect...

ya fuck excercise. everyone who eats at McDonalds

Name: *Melty* Joe Shoebaker Gender: Male (or perhaps not? possible plot twist!) Age: 42 Occupation: Chef Description: Large bushy black beard, heavy set, face horificly scared, wears a apron and eyepatch, face is often peeling (thus *melty* joe) Personality: very jolly despite his apearance...

i'm down but be warned i've never done a Rp before so i may be very noobish, making character sheet right now.

this is so true, i once saw an elderly woman attempt to perform a barrel roll off a subway counter. she literaly ran (well swiftly shuffeld) grunting towards the thing with her little cart dealy and ended up on the ground with a broken hip, i was kind of anoyed i didn't get my sub but it was...

ummm i hope that is just very very subtle sarcasm, if its not your are the easiest person in the world to offend, i mean wow... lol i can just picture you wearing a cowboy hat and a long moustache saying " COSPIRANCY EH?!?! you sir have insulted my honour! i challege you to a duel!"

well mabye turn up the volume next time?

ok pitch black was alright but every other movie hes stared in has been complete garabage.

to bad he has yet to make a movie that isn't terrible.

ok if this actually happens it will be the greatest thing PETA has ever done, or even better we could steal her corpse, cremate it, put the ashes into bullets and fire said bullets at defenceless animals.

I physiologically bullied two people in my high school career, the first guy was just because he was a giant dick that went around punching everyone among other things, so pretty much our entire school decided to make his life a living hell for the rest of the year. Eventually his dickishness...

Donnie darko or Monty python and the holy grail.

i was picked on for all of 1 week in grade 9 before i got my revenge by kicking a chair at him during class and telling everyone that he literally craped his pants while playing Driver 3 (that actually happened). in the end he learned not to mess with me and we went on our merry ways, i think i...

i was pretty close to ghandi on the quizes chart thing, just a little more libertarian.

In grade nine was wasn't an outcast per say but all the students were spit into 2 classes and I got stuck in the one without any of my friends and my arch-nemeses and his buddies. Bullying ensued and after a week I got pretty sick of it so one day when he was walking down the isle between the...