Recent content by Rex Legends

I can punch people with my penis, it just shoots out and pow! Right in the kisser!

I think meh can sum up my mood. I'd say pacing is a bit off, doesn't really flow very well. Not especially qualified to criticism, but hey, I didn't enter a rage induced cardiac arrest like I did reading sections of Twilight. Well done.

Does Boris Johnson count? Piffle.

Not sure. On the one hand, no. I imagine Earth would be a lot quieter if everyone else went to mars, and I like it here, it's Earth after all, breathable atmosphere, lots of water. After all we did evolve to live here. On the other hand, hell yeah, mars, YEAH AWeSOME! MARS!

1. a 2. b 3. d 4. b 5. a 6. a 7. a 8. c 9. b 10. b

On the one hand, I know this is fake. But I really hope it isn't. If it's real im buying a wii just for this. Not religious at all I just think it would be the single funniest game ever made.

1.Peacefully in my sleep at a ripe old age. 2.During sex at a ripe old age. 3.Taking everyone of you with me. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahahahahar!

Pace palm right there. Sometimes I feel like referees are deliberately picked to make the most infuriating decisions. But I suppose they have a goddamn hard job, a most hated profession.

Probably. I would make it my last wish that everyone drinks at my funeral, people are much more honest drunk.

Im a bloke, and my most feminine feature is my hair, though i could just cut that off and bam, done, but a lot of girls have told me they'd love to have my hair. On the masculine side i find things a lot of girls find cute to be just plain annoying, and 'ugly' things, such as bats, quite...

It's sentences like that that renew my faith in your sex. Unfortunately it's the psychos that are given the most publicity, which is why when I here feminism brought it to something I think, "here we go." Which is terrible, as it's a perfectly legitimate point. But I have to say, this this...

How well he can deliver the line "that's what she said" with both frequency and hilarity.

Freak out because I've never eaten a twinkee. Yes, I know. Shock. Promptly zombify.

Clone myself with the Y chromosome removed. Race of me. Yeah.

Hahahahahahahahaha, aha, ha, har. Now that's out of the way Logically, he did restrain her, it just involved more electricity than would be suspected. Honestly, the mother gave permission? What cop, when responding to such a dumb call, asks, "Can i taze her?" The police are trained to...