Recent content by righthead

Not enough Blast Corps is mentioned

Until I noticed the related terms I couldn't remember the name of the winner of yahtzee's inaugural least excruciating game of E3 award, and I got to thinking. One thing Final Fantasy's endless mostly unrelated sequel generation has going for it is that advertising can be a great deal less...

HELL Y- aww...

My internet connection tops the list right now. LOAD A F***ING VIDEO!!! I NEED MY YAHTZEE!!! If I was paying for it, there's no way I'd be using Hughesnet, middle of nowhere inability to get cable internet be damned. But... if that involves a mouse too much, what do I got to do to get a...

Google Corporate Headquarters. I don't know how I'd finagle it, but minion morale would be higher than any other organization's.

Run for president. Unless I was already president, in which case, I figure I can sink it into whatever military conflict I've inherited from my predecessor. Might even last a year like that.

Shadowfax. From Lord of the Rings. Two Reasons. 1) Knows the meaning of certain English words. Speed being the named one. 2) Is apparently able to define said terms without use of language.

Went to Japan once. This was already in progress over there.

In all honesty, I have to go with American PMCs. Clearly the money is being pumped into them faster than they can spend it. So why not use the excess to create a shell company to try to take over the world, then another company to sell the weapons to fight them, and pump the money back through...

I read this thing. And I couldn't bring myself to care. My question is: Given the complaint in the topic, is this a good thing?

Also, sometimes I like to spout dialogue for Batman in Arkham City. Game Thug: Where are you?! Me: Right Here (Silent takedown to quick knockout)

War... War never changes. Ever since I hit the end of Fallout 3, it never fails to make me smile for some reason.

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I dropped 50 pounds. This is no joke, and is directly attributable to the internet, the mere distractions I found thereon brought me to a more normal level of eating for a good while (even if what I ate was still not ideal.) I also found myself, as a result of roleplaying online, driven to be...

I wonder what would happen if said friend were pressed to define what exactly defines a person as fat. Like really pin it down, to the finest detail. Like You're Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and she's you when you're funny. ... or something. Kinda lost it halfway through that metaphor.