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Throw a newspaper out of my car on a windy day. Nonchalantly walk away as you crash into the floor.

Banned for keeping secrets.

Prepare for the Festivities! - Successfully prep for Halloween. 25 G

Russ DDKR, the god of foundation and kitties. When the Escapist Pantheon was formed, Russ Pitts gained godlike powers. He wields a katana in one hand and has a giant dancing cat as a pet.

Orange for the win.

Only if EXTREMELY necessary.

Nope, but wish I did.

Original: "I like pie." 50 translations later: "My piece of cake." Original: "I am tired of this human existence." 50 translations later: "Troubled children." This is highly entertaining. EDIT: Not even Cheetos are safe. From "Cheetos" to "Check. Tos." EDIT 2: "Young pedoface, you...

Jiggle physics, redefined.

Gamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgames... Or a PSP, Birth By Sleep came out you know? I have needs.

I would fly into space, and since he 'never gives up' he will chase after me. We will fly all the way to a black hole and I'll shoot a hook at his ship. If I go down, it goes with me. With we then find ourselves in a different dimension, it's immortality rules will not apply, and I'll fight...

1. Watch every video on the entire site 2. Take every quiz 3. Win 25,000 games of Genre Wars 4. Send a witty goodbye message to Russ Pitts 5. Start a group so your legacy lives on forever

He could help so many people with the money used for his teeth. Dude, what a... I don't even know what to call him. Seriously. Wow.

Thorium is a new alternative energy resource. It has been found to be cleaner AND more abundant than Uranium and is a great way to go green.

Anything by Mitch Albom's later books, after he quit sports books. Hatchet is pretty good. INVINCIBLE IRON MAN TRADEBACK VOLUME 1, by Matt Fraction.