Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[RIOgreatescapist]

Hope that makes it easier to chew.

 

[Fanta Grape]

Children in Africa? Starving? Why I never heard such proposterous a thing!

 

[kikon9]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?entry_id=74977



NO Kanye. NO.

LMAO XD

OMFG This dude just basically put up an open invitation to the World to punch him right in that Loud ass mouth of his!!![

Why would you punch diamonds? They hurt!

 

[rabidmidget]

Does that mean that if he gets scurvy, they will be blood diamonds?

Bu dum tish.

 

[rb26dett]

I'm pretty sure that in a few, when he isn't popular, and the money runs out... he'll have to sell those. Now toothless Kanye is something good to be waiting for XD

 

[Radelaide]

Well, his head was already full of rocks, so this isn't surprising.

 

[shadyh8er]

See? It's shit like this that makes rich people look bad!

 

[aPod]

My favorite part of that video was the ladies laughing at him. I mean full blown laughing in his f'ing face, and he just didn't get it.

 

[Squarez]

Am I the only one who 1. Likes Kanye West and 2. Think the diamonds do look kinda cool?

Not that I'd EVER in a million years even CONSIDER getting that done to my face, but I don't think they're that bad.

 

[RobotSwordsman]

He could help so many people with the money used for his teeth.
Dude, what a... I don't even know what to call him. Seriously. Wow.

 

[Amyler]

Diamonds are a grills best friend.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Lol the site refuses to show me his gorgeous, overly-priced smile

Oh well, no biggie I suppose (Or at least, in the realm he fucking lives in).

 

[fundayz]

Am I the only one who 1. Likes Kanye West and 2. Think the diamonds do look kinda cool?

Not that I'd EVER in a million years even CONSIDER getting that done to my face, but I don't think they're that bad.

I agree, the diamonds look pretty dope. Unless your face to face they just look like really white teeth. Kanye is the man.

 

[Madara XIII]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?entry_id=74977



NO Kanye. NO.

LMAO XD

OMFG This dude just basically put up an open invitation to the World to punch him right in that Loud ass mouth of his!!![

Why would you punch diamonds? They hurt!

Ah, but the gums that holding them in place are weak. SO I say POW right in the kisser!

 

[orangecharger]

Just think when he's 70 he bottom teeth will still be all kinds of shiny. To bad he will still look like a fool. Also, unless they take them out when he dies, I can see a grave robbery in his future.

 

[Rblade]

it's stupid. If only for the dental perspective. as mentioned before. diamonds are gonna wreak havoc on your upper teeth, since diamond is pretty much the hardest material on earth (which can be practically used due to amount needed) grinding them against bone will bring them down very fast

on a little note to what someone said. Diamonds might technically be considered brittle, in that they break and don't bend. But breaking diamond would require the kind of shear forces that aren't typically generated around a persons face. it would much earlier tear your jaw off or rip them bitches out of you gums before fracturing diamond

although I think the force excerted by kanye's ego that close to his body has never been measured so who knows.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Now people have something to steal when they bash his head in.

Gain 0 exp, but you get some loot.

That looks really creepy, and it's just plain stupid... Does he really want his teeth biting down on diamonds when he chews, getting it stuck between them, also? I don't know what's wrong with him, but replacing your teeth with gold, silver or diamonds is one of the stupidest things of all time.

Spoiler

Of all time.

[small]sorry, I had to.[/small]