Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[psychowatcher]

...I honestly don't know what to say...

Bad idea, Kayne. Bad idea.

 

[siebje]

"I just thought the diamonds were cooler."

Well it'd have to be cooler with all that 'ice' in his mouth.

*Padum pshhhhh*

6.5/10

Good effort.

WOO! A passing grade! Comedy school here I come!

 

[Delock]

If he'd only said "Because I wanted to be able to bite through solid steel," I wouldn't have facepalmed, if only because I'd be caught between an aneurysm and being in awe of him.

In the end, it just seems to be a desperate cry for attention by a rapper who obviously has too much money and too big an ego.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

Well, when the world's diamond supply disappears, he'll be the first to go.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Was anyone else unsurprised by this when first seeing it?

 

[superbatranger]

Was anyone else unsurprised by this when first seeing it?

To be honest, no. Rappers have been sticking weird crap in their mouths for as long as I can remember.

 

[Wardnath]

Think he can put a brain in his head next?

I think that was replaced with a slab of platinum ages ago.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Waits for Kanye to accidently bite his tongue.

Oh god it would be magnificent.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

be funny if they gave him a lisp

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

His dentist bill's going to be one hell of a doozy. :/

 

[Zakarath]

honestly, that's going to completely grind away his top teeth. Not that that dumbass will realize it until it happens.

 

[C95J]

People shouldn't have this much money...

 

[A Pious Cultist]

honestly, that's going to completely grind away his top teeth. Not that that dumbass will realize it until it happens.

Why would it do that any more than the bottom and top rows of teeth would normally be ground away?

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

I concur fully, as I too am rather appalled inside. I cannot even cough up a fake laugh because Kanye truly exemplifies the antithesis of discretion or concern. There is not one thing has Kanye done that warrants this exorbitant wealth where he can literally fix diamonds into his mouth, that are probably blood diamonds no less. If we funded legitimate professionals who are trying to better the world with the money imbeciles like Kanye West get paid, we could fix a lot of problems and save countless lives. But no. This pompous twat sticks the very thought up his ass, closes his eyes, imagines a puppy being kicked, and squeezes out a diamond to add to his stash that he'll use to graft diamonds into his hair follicles.

For me, it's not so much the greed. I've accepted that some people are monsters capable of extravagent displays of wealth in the face of poverty and human suffering. I certainly hate Kanye West for his decadence just as I despise the 8-figure salaried CEOs of so many fortune 500 companies, but his image and his music are the things that really annoy me. He works so hard to stay bleeding edge, using touch-button issues for personal gain, and people fucking eat it up. Why? The guy's a goddamn clown.

I guess you could say his wild success functions as something of an indictment of our species. We latch on to the lavish, over-the-top antics of someone who pretends to have substance. Times like this, I'm glad there aren't aliens here because they'd be mocking us mercilessly.

Actually, that'd be pretty sweet.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

For me, it's not so much the greed. I've accepted that some people are monsters capable of extravagent displays of wealth in the face of poverty and human suffering. I certainly hate Kanye West for his decadence just as I despise the 8-figure salaried CEOs of so many fortune 500 companies, but his image and his music are the things that really annoy me. He works so hard to stay bleeding edge, using touch-button issues for personal gain, and people fucking eat it up. Why? The guy's a goddamn clown.

I guess you could say his wild success functions as something of an indictment of our species. We latch on to the lavish, over-the-top antics of someone who pretends to have substance. Times like this, I'm glad there aren't aliens here because they'd be mocking us mercilessly.

Actually, that'd be pretty sweet.

Yes indeed, Kanye West has established himself time and again as an arrant disgrace to artistry of any sort. He dedicates his career to mindless, bromidic lyrics touting inflammatory bullshit that he himself probably does not even understand.

Here's a man who actually thinks falls in between God and Jesus regarding importance and holiness, but presents himself as a material-worshiping narcissist dressed like a hip-hop Liberace who covets idiotic sunglasses and anything brighter than hot pink. And people love the orotund twit that he is. Here's hoping that one of those people happens to be a mad dentist.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I hope it causes some kind of speech impediment so we can all make jokes about him being 'the voice of a generation'.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Well, if Snatch 2 is ever made then we all know who one of the main characters will be.