Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[Brutal Peanut]

"Woah, you have tons of money."

Kanye: "I knowz, awesome".

"We know you've given to foundations here and there like any celebrity, but, you have SO much money. I'm sure you could part with a lot more to help people in need. Are you going to feed starving children in third world countries? Are you going to help the American starving and down-trodden? How about helping out widows whose husbands and wives died and can barely feed their kids, and go hungry themselves? Help fund cures for terrible diseases? Give to war veterans and their hospitals? You know, there are actually so many things you could do with this money that would help so many people,..hell, even animals if you wanted!"

Kayne: "Yeah, like totally man. That's srz besness.".

"So which one, or ones, do you think you'll support? ^_^"

Kanye: "I THINK I'M GONNA GET ME SOME DIAMOND TOOF BLINGZ!"

 

[Juven Ignus]

Actually, that is kinda badass. Stupid and needless, yes, but still badass.

 

[cystemic]

i hated kanye before it was cool to hate kanye

 

[Kenko]

I want to use the "N" word for this. But I cant be bothered with the mods and flames that comes after. But thats just really tacky and pathetic in my opinion.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

What a dumbass, not completely because of the diamond teeth but if you're going to do it, why not do it on the top row...y'know, where people can see them?

THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

Will you marry me?











(no, not really)

 

[Gitty101]

He's a moron. If he truly was the 'voice of this generation' as he claims to be, we'd all be screwed.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

He's actually crazy. He's completely lost it without his dear old mother, I guess she helped to keep him a bit more grounded.

 

[JenSeven]

Hmmmm..... as if I needed more reasons to dislike Rap and what they currently call R&B Music.

R&B used to stand for Rhythm and Blues... I can find neither in the current R&B it's more like Rubbish&Bulls***

 

[Daipire]

"Diamonds are a grill's best friend."
-Some guy from the link.

I hate Kayne West, and now there's another reason to do so.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I think the words pompous douchebag are in order to be uttered. Sorry Kanye, you'll look like a fool.

 

[Davey Woo]

If you're going to do something like that, why the bottom row?
The way he smiles it would make more sense to me to do the top row.

 

[siebje]

"I just thought the diamonds were cooler."

Well it'd have to be cooler with all that 'ice' in his mouth.

*Padum pshhhhh*

 

[KarumaK]

"Hey look I've got so much spare cash I've got diamonds for teeth."

FUCK YOU KANYE!

I am seething envy right now.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

Oh, Kanye, you so crazy. And attention seeking.

I can't really complain though, people should be free to do what they want with their bodies...replacing parts for diamonds included. I can't help but think that money could be better spent though.

I wonder how many starving people could be fed for the price of a diamond tooth.

 

[SbE]

I don't have words...I really don't.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

And now watch as every thief in the world will descend upon him to beat those things loose from his gums.

Ah.. the bitter counter-effect of unnecessary body modification.