Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[gmacarthur81]

"I just thought the diamonds were cooler."

Well it'd have to be cooler with all that 'ice' in his mouth.

*Padum pshhhhh*

6.5/10

Good effort.

 

[JenSeven]

And now watch as every thief in the world will descend upon him to beat those things loose from his gums.

Ah.. the bitter counter-effect of unnecessary body modification.

Yeah, next thing he'll do is replace his own skull with a crystal diamond encrusted one...
And then 50 cent will steal it from him.

 

[Olikunmissile]

I hate him more, day by day.

 

[Nukeforyou]

if i had insane amounts of $ i'd do this to show off my insane amounts of money

 

[Slythernite]

I wonder what's will happen to his teeth when he's like 90. Although most "musicians" don't make it that long anyway.

... Think someone will try to like, break into his house and steal them?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I propose a slow clap.

 

[Calico93]

Wow, I know hes a complete twat and everything but this is just stupid, infact let him go through with it, it'll be very rewarding to mug him.

 

[The_Echo]

Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about cavity's as much.

Though I'm not sure about the implications of having your teeth replaced by precious metals...

 

[ImprovizoR]

The guy is a retard attention seeker. I just can't take him seriously. I would like to punch him in the face and take his teeth though.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I'm surprised he didn't say something about being as cool as Jaws now or something. Sorry Kanye, Jaws really did do it better, cooler and a lot more useful. Now shoo.

Also, what use is replacing the bottom row of teeth? I mean really, you barely see those.

Look away, look back. The teeth are now DIAMONDS!

 

[omega 616]

This is coming from the man who once said "I should be in the bible", a gangster moron will always be a gangster moron.

On the flip side, he will never have to brush them.

 

[Android2137]

I HATE it when people do stuff like this! Don't you know about the blood diamond trade, Kayne? Couldn't those diamonds be put to better use? Like, oh say, I dunno... CHARITY?!

 

[tycho0042]

wow, attention whore much?

 

[Chaosweaver]

Usually he just puts his foot in his mouth...

 

[GothmogII]

Maybe he's a fan of the Discworld? As I recall, Cohen the Barbarian replaced his teeth with a set of diamond troll dentures.

 

[MetalMonkey74]

He likes fishsticks

 

[Funkysandwich]

"In other news, Kanye West replaces brain with potato salad."

 

[dirt_empire]

Yay! More reasons to make this man culturally irrelevant!