Recent content by Rockatansky

I'm one generation behind through choice, I've never been an 'early adopter' and prefer to wait and see what games come out for a platform and how they stand up after the hype of release has died down. I mainly play on my PS one, PS2, Gamecube and my Gameboy Pocket for handheld gaming. I've...

I'm a police officer working on CID, so I'm a detective. A fucking AWESOME detective.

Audition. Not sure if it's horror or just a really fucked up movie, either way it's scary.

I fucking love chicken wings in all their glorious forms, spicy or otherwise. Every time I go to the cinema I go to Frankie & Benny's and have two portions of the sticky wings in Louisiana hot sauce. I swear to God I could eat a bath tub full of those things.

All from the BEST film ever... The price is wrong, *****. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it. ... You're gonna die, Clown! You little son of a ***** ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you...

A dinky 8GB Creative Zen with a set of £50 Sennheiser ear phones. I only use it for music so don't need that much storage. Bought my girlfriend a new version red 8 GB iPod nano for her birthday, she loves it but I can't get on with the iPod click wheel thing.

Alien Resurrection on PS1 is mercilessly hard and also the scariest, most underrated game I can think of. Despite the insane difficulty it was fair and never cheap, fighting aliens is supposed to be hard. I couldn't beat it so traded it in back in 2002, I've just ordered a copy and a PS1 memory...

I'm quietly spoken and perceived as a bit of a university ponce where I work, so it's always pleases me to see the shocked reaction that my hateful tirades of aggressive swearing get. I'm very generous with the the 'C' word too, just for good measure (can you get mod slapped for using it? I've...

I've got the complete package! Better than average looks, witty, educated, cool job, solvent, loving family and good friends. The real clincher is that I had a horrific childhood so have triumphed over considerable adversity, not just had an easy ride of it or relied on anyone else...

Sex appeal and charisma.

Bingo. This, seconded.

Sex if I can get it, masturbation if I can't. Failing that, a nice mug of Horlicks.

My girlfriend and our children, that's all.

When I was a student I got a agency job working at a factory that made car parts. I had to work between 3pm and 11pm, the day shift all knocked off around 5pm so I was pretty much on my own for the 6 hours after. Sometimes other agency workers would come in depending on the workload but this...

Uh, no, it's not about you, it's just a bit of a rant about the sort of people described in the rant. Why did you think it was about you?