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    Murder in Dragonborn Manor

    Stockpile Thomas!? You monster! He's not only the most useful NPC in the game, he's also a pretty nice guy...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dishonored

    I liked the morality system in inFamous and Mass Effect but in Dishonored it's a complete buzzkill. It's like the game is saying: "Here, have this awesome arsenal of brutal gadgets and abilities, but don't you dare using them! If you want the best ending, just use these two boring non-lethal...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Hunger Games

    I liked both the books and the movie. They're not bad. People who have read the book will enjoy it more though, as they're more familiar with how the THG universe works. Too bad about the shaky camera and average CGI. Sure, they could have handled the theme a little better but come on... The...
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    Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Review

    Well, I finished this game a couple of hours ago. Loved it. It's beautiful, it's exciting, it's funny, a wonderful piece of entertainment. I have to agree with some people though: it got a little sloppy in the pacing. For me Uncharted 2 is still the most polished game I've ever played. U2's...
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    Critical Miss: They Brought Him to the Castle to Die...

    It's cool seeing the american versions of videogames getting fucked once in a while. The rest of the world usually gets the shitty end of the stick regarding in-game bonuses, release dates, special editions and pricing.
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    Extra Punctuation: Yahtzee Could Have Written Duke Nukem Forever

    Maybe he should try LBP2. It isn't only based on platforming anymore, it has top-down hack and slash, basic RPG's, point and click, racing and even FPS levels.
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    Critical Miss: Stowaways: Assassin's Creed

    Altaïr's left hand ring finger is intact. /nerd rage
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    Zero Punctuation: Infamous 2

    Summed up in 2 words: Yahtzee approves!
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    Extra Punctuation: Upcoming Games Won't Suck, Hopefully

    What about Uncharted 3? Meh, I guess he'll spend 5 minutes talking about how Nathan Drake is a dickhead anyway.
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    Zero Punctuation: Hunted: The Demon's Forge

    Of course we know there's a swear that rhymes with "hunt". Never knew anyone called Mike Hunt?
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    No, it's not. But I didn't complain about having more than one weapon. I was talking about games with unnecessarily overdeveloped menus with shitty and bloated design. I'm not saying inventory systems and customization should be dumped in favor of only hotkey-ing the stuff that's necessary...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    So to you immersion is about examining an overcomplicated inventory/customization screen for half the game's duration looking for the items that have the highest numbers? Sounds like YOUR sense of immersion is a joke. Try a console game one of this days... who knows, maybe you'll find yourself...
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    What turns you off games?

    -Uninspired character design and scenarios -Immersion-breaking mechanics (Oblivion's social mini-game, I'm looking at you! not that there was much immersion to be drawn from Oblivion) -Counter-intuitive inventories/customization screens -Not being able to complete a task properly because of...
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    LittleBigPlanet Levelsmiths Create Cinematic First-Person Shooter

    To those asking, this was created using a camera glitch that has been involved in short 3D levels like this for some time now. The "character" and enemies are actually walking on a vertical background surface, but the camera points in a way that makes it look like the ground. The detail of this...
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    Extra Punctuation: Not All Sequels Suck

    "Create a deep, intuitive toolset designed for non-programmers that can let you create models, textures and game mechanics with dropdowns and a visual mouse-driven interface to as complex a level as the user desires..." MediaMolecule did it. LBP1's creator was limited when creating stuff...