Recent content by Rodge

I collect Transformers toys, especially the Robot Heroes. They're so happy! Also I sleep with my old teddy bear.

I can't see this ending well. I have too many CDs as it is to go about buying whole albums for one song. That's why I like the services that let you download specific songs for a small price. I do sometimes get music from online friends, though. Does that count as bad and wrong and evil...

I've been having a lot of nightmares recently. They seem to involve epidemics quite a bit. They are also quite detailed. This means I have to share all of the detail with you, of course! Example- there were these sluglike things that burrowed under your skin and did unpleasant things to your...

Nick is taking flowers to Danny's mum's grave. Also, they don't have sex. (What? If you're my mother, that's a spoiler!) The plane the engine came from was from the future! Also, Donnie is Christ! Unless he's just schizophrenic! Or something! They decorate the tree while Charlie Brown is...

Augh, this is one of my hot-button issues, but here I am anyway to argue the toss. I am tired and sick, so this probably won't make sense, but here we go! Okay, first of all, pregnancy is not just 9 months of fun followed by a few hours of pain. It's a HUGE strain on the body, even if you are...

I know people who lust after Jeremy Clarkson! I just lust after the cars he drives and The Stig.

'IM A RITER' made me laugh Pepsi. Well, the whole thing made me laugh, but that made me laugh right after I'd had a drink. As for the next review, I'm still pushing for Barbie Horse Adventures. :D (Or Mother 3. Ooh, or Star Control 2!)

Dear everyone who is all 'well he clearly didn't play the whole game hurr': OF COURSE HE DIDN'T PLAY THE WHOLE GAME. THAT'S THE POINT- HE COULDN'T PLAY THE WHOLE GAME BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE WORK*. THAT'S WHY THIS ONE IS TITLED 'FIRST IMPRESSIONS' INSTEAD OF 'A COMPLETELY FAIR AND BALANCED...

Next Wednesday should be Barbie Horse Adventures. *is tired*

Oh God, there was a thread I read somewhere about how girl gamers were all either fat, ugly, or only played The Sims*, and were therefore worthless. The sense of sheer entitlement was just... Well, the day someone invents an internet death-ray, I know who I'm going after. (*Also, a guy found...

Hey, there's one near my old primary school! I could get into this.

Well, I laughed all the way through this, especially at 'THIS IS A MUMORPUGER!" Such outrage! If something bores you enough you can't even finish it, you obviously can't give a fair and balanced review, but you can say 'I couldn't finish this, here's why.' It's like me with Wuthering Heights...